accidentally froze a beer , need plan moving forward

1. 2018-04-15 at 9:37 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   put in freezer to chill it more quick, left it in too long now it feels froze solid and the top of the can looks a bit bulbous .
   
   will it safe to thaw in the fridge or will it pop
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   • SBTlauien
2. 2018-04-15 at 9:44 PM UTC

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   benny vader YELLOW GHOST
   put it into the microwave.
   
   use highest setting.
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   • aldra
3. 2018-04-15 at 9:45 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Beer science.
4. 2018-04-15 at 9:46 PM UTC

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   AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
   Just get some vodka.
5. 2018-04-15 at 9:49 PM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   Move to somewhere in a tropical climate and leave your beer outside all the time. I promise it'll never freeze again in your lifetime.
6. 2018-04-15 at 9:51 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

   Originally posted by Zanick Move to somewhere in a tropical climate and leave your beer outside all the time. I promise it'll never freeze again in your lifetime.

   
   anyone can steal it then, and if you have glass the sunlight will hurt the beer and make it taste bad
7. 2018-04-15 at 10:12 PM UTC

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   mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
   Shove it up your ass, Sun.
8. 2018-04-15 at 10:14 PM UTC

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   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   hi mash thanks for joining my thread
9. 2018-04-15 at 10:22 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by A College Professor anyone can steal it then

   
   Lay traps around. Bonus points for directional fragmentation weapons.
10. 2018-04-15 at 10:26 PM UTC

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    mashlehash victim of incest [my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]

    Originally posted by A College Professor hi mash thanks for joining my thread

    
    I'll never let you on my boat.
11. 2018-04-15 at 10:30 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Haha thats such a Bill move
12. 2018-04-15 at 10:32 PM UTC

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    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]

    Originally posted by mashlehash I'll never let you on my boat.

    
    y ?
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel Haha thats such a Bill move

    
    explain sir?
13. 2018-04-16 at 12:12 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    My uncle bill always froze beers
14. 2018-04-16 at 12:40 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I accidentally left a monster in the freezer too long once and it exploded and turned pink
    
    Very ominous.
15. 2018-04-16 at 5:23 AM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by A College Professor and if you have glass the sunlight will hurt the beer and make it taste bad

    
    actually no.
    
    beer bottles are made green and brown specifically to prevent this from happening.
16. 2018-04-16 at 5:29 AM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Juicebox I accidentally left a monster in the freezer too long once and it exploded and turned pink
    
    Very ominous.

    
    what about the monster you left in your closet ???
17. 2018-04-16 at 5:34 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    back to back benjamin posts without his signtaure gimmick. Hmmm...
18. 2018-04-16 at 7:21 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    benji
19. 2018-04-16 at 1:01 PM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader what about the monster you left in your closet ???

    
    She comes out and rapes me every night
    
    If I have a gf we have threesomes
20. 2018-04-16 at 4:24 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Juicebox She comes out and rapes me every night
    
    If I have a gf we have threesomes

    
    shes not a she.