accidentally froze a beer , need plan moving forward

1. 2018-04-16 at 5:24 PM UTC

   #21
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   well i just picked it on accident and opened it, it geyesered all over my keyboard . lucky i had a table full of dirty plates and empty bottles and cans so i put it on a plate with chicken bones to catch all the overflow. its still pouring over
2. 2018-04-16 at 5:37 PM UTC

   #22
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by A College Professor well i just picked it on accident and opened it, it geyesered all over my keyboard . lucky i had a table full of dirty plates and empty bottles and cans so i put it on a plate with chicken bones to catch all the overflow. its still pouring over

   
   why not just wrap your mouth around its orifice and slurp ???
3. 2018-04-16 at 5:38 PM UTC

   #23
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   i tried it still went everywhere
4. 2018-04-16 at 5:40 PM UTC

   #24
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST
   you need to practice on your slurping skills.
5. 2018-04-16 at 5:48 PM UTC

   #25
   

   A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
   i tried i put my lips around the whole top of the can but the pressure and fiziness was too much and made me want to sneeze
6. 2018-04-16 at 5:58 PM UTC

   #26
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by A College Professor i tried i put my lips around the whole top of the can but the pressure and fiziness was too much and made me want to sneeze

   
   like gag reflexes, it can be controlled and overcame with sufficient training.
7. 2018-04-16 at 7:01 PM UTC

   #27
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by benny vader like gag reflexes, it can be controlled and overcame with sufficient training.

   
   Is it worth the training ?
8. 2018-04-16 at 7:02 PM UTC

   #28
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST
   yeas.
9. 2018-04-16 at 11:35 PM UTC

   #29
   

   SBTlauien African Astronaut
   I did this not to long ago with a 32oz. The thing exploided and left brown goo with glass shards sticking out of it.
   
   I cleaned it up a couple of weeks later.
   
   Was it in a can or bottle?
10. 2018-04-17 at 5:35 AM UTC

    #30
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    can
11. 2018-04-17 at 9:14 PM UTC

    #31
    

    SBTlauien African Astronaut

    Originally posted by A College Professor can

    
    Did it exploid?
12. 2018-04-27 at 2:06 AM UTC

    #32
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    no it didnt burst on its own but i accidentally mixed it up with the general population and opened it too soon - it went everywhere.
    
    
    did the same thing a day or two ago and just opened it after warming in the fridge and its like the perfect slushy mix now
13. 2018-05-06 at 10:42 AM UTC

    #33
    

    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery Space Nigga [my yellow-marked arboreous hypnotist]

    Originally posted by A College Professor well i just picked it on accident and opened it, it geyesered all over my keyboard . lucky i had a table full of dirty plates and empty bottles and cans so i put it on a plate with chicken bones to catch all the overflow. its still pouring over

    
    No wonder you haven't had a girlfriend since you were a teenager.
14. 2018-05-07 at 6:48 AM UTC

    #34
    

    A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    are u in love with me so much that u would follow me into a dumpster, lil bromo?