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I'm sorta interested in boats now...

  1. #1
    Whats a good read to learn the basics about boats and stuff?
  2. #2
    Why don't you hit the headhead and scuttle yourself?
  3. #3
    I might walk over to the junkyard and check out a boat they got sittin there... maybe someday i'll have enuff to buy it
  4. #4
    Fuck reading about em. Go down to the docks and become a deck hand.
  5. #5
    arthur treacher African Astronaut
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boat
  6. #6
    Remember these two things.
    1. The two happiest days in a boat owners life are the day they buy it and the day they sell it.
    2. If it flies, floats, or fucks, don't buy it rent it.
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