2018-04-11 at 5:01 AM UTC
Certainly different stores have different policies, but let's for example you want to take some shit from Target and we'll say their policy is it's not shoplifting until you leave the store with it.
So, you go take whatever you want all in plain sight then go to the exit but just stop and wait to see if LP is approaching you or waiting for you to go out the door. If they are, just stand there as long as you want until they leave, or just put the stuff on the floor and leave.
If they aren't there, then leave and dash to your running vehicle parked a few yards away at the front curb.
Another method would be to hide somewhere until they close then take a massive loot and leave out an emergency exit to a nearby vehicle with the plates pre-removed.
2018-04-11 at 5:21 AM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
They put LP through minimal training to ensure they adhere to store policy, but if you feel the need to shoplift I'd guess the stakes are already too high to reasonably wager that they're anything but gorillas in a uniform. They can always lie about where they apprehended you. You can and should expect the store to float their perjurous statement straight into the police report. I'm not going to tell you that stealing is immoral, just that if you get caught, you can expect to get fucked harder than you've got coming.
If that isn't a deterrent, I think the surest method would be to take the merchandise to the restroom and put it you-know-where. You'll want to wear briefs for this, and if you must waddle out of the store, it's best if you went inside that way, too.
2018-04-11 at 8:19 PM UTC
Proof of Purchase Shoplifting
1. Buy item in the $200-$300 range.
2. Take item to trunk of car.
3. Return to store and place exact same item in cart and stick receipt to box.
4. Either return item for full refund or exit with second item.
5. Show proof of purchase if stopped.
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2018-04-11 at 11:53 PM UTC
Tell them you didn’t receive the package
2018-04-11 at 11:58 PM UTC
steal a armored truck and crash it thru the front doors and drive thru the store to the tv display section. then u put all the television sets in ur armor truck ( ur truck has a big generator running so you can plug them all in while ur driving ) .then put it in reverse and use ur MIRRORS to back up the exact same way u came in all the way back to ur driveway.
2018-04-12 at 12:23 AM UTC
1. Cut 20-inch hole in roof using Sawz-All.
2. Peer down through hole and wait for low traffic.
3. Lower fishing line down and hook onto item on showroom floor.
4. Haul up prize.
5. Repeat
2018-04-14 at 9:27 PM UTC
There are actually a lot of different ways to shoplift that are hard to catch at the store level(box stuffing, barcoding, teams, etc). Same with retail fraud ans other sorts of fraud...
2018-04-14 at 9:46 PM UTC
1. Check trash cans and parking lot for discarded receipts.
2. Isolate item on receipt that has over $50 value.
3. Locate identical item in store.
4. Using discarded receipt, request refund (plus applicable taxes) on item at service desk.
