What’s the most money you’ve handled in cash at one time?

1. 2018-04-08 at 5:33 AM UTC

   #21
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
   Yeah it was crazy. I was fucked up on kpins and went to the grocery sto. Saw this lady walk away from her car to go in the sto so i opened her car door. Looked under the seats and found 2k all in 100 dollar bills lol
2. 2018-04-08 at 5:40 AM UTC

   #22
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by benny vader bag loads of these

   
   last time I had those they were round, what the fuck is the point if they don't even look like money
3. 2018-04-08 at 5:41 AM UTC

   #23
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   £250,000 which at the time would have been equivalent to nearly half a million dollars. i think it was about 2004, the big man on the firm i was working was wanted and was fucking off to spain. he needed all these £s turned into euro's so he got me and a couple of others to go into london with it and we spent 3 days going in all the bearau de change's changing up 5 grand at a time. the first time i saw it was when i went into his apartment and it was all over the room while it was being counted into 5 grand bundles. it was everywhere, two tables completely covered, most of the sofa and even more on the floor.
   
   
   
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4. 2018-04-08 at 6:43 AM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Zanick Not ripping on you, I understand biking is a serious hobby that requires serious equipment. But what exactly does a $3k bike offer to a committed cyclist?

   
   Motorcycle
5. 2018-04-08 at 4:08 PM UTC

   #25
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by aldra last time I had those they were round, what the fuck is the point if they don't even look like money

   
   money from a different era ???
6. 2018-04-08 at 4:11 PM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Not much but most was when I worked as a cashier at a weed growing store. I was so high I couldn't even count so I just said "you're good man" and lost the store like $800 that day.
   
   oh well, nobody really found out.
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7. 2018-04-08 at 5:09 PM UTC

   #27
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Just under $2 million, a friend and I robbed a money truck when we were 19
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8. 2018-04-08 at 5:14 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by Misguided Russian
   
   

   
   Nice watch bruh.
   
   Also, probably like 2k. Keep your money in a hedge fund niggas, don't hide it under your mattress.
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9. 2018-04-08 at 5:30 PM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   15 dollars in cash money
10. 2018-04-08 at 5:31 PM UTC

    #30
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie Nice watch bruh.
    
    Also, probably like 2k. Keep your money in a hedge fund niggas, don't hide it under your mattress.

    
    Get on my level
    
    
11. 2018-04-08 at 5:37 PM UTC

    #31
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Was gonna shoop in some guns and chains and shit but it’s a pain in the ass from my phone
12. 2018-04-08 at 5:38 PM UTC

    #32
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Sophie Nice watch bruh.
    
    Also, probably like 2k. Keep your money in a hedge fund niggas, don't hide it under your mattress.

    
    why r u telling him to hand his money over to the jedis ???
13. 2018-04-08 at 6:09 PM UTC

    #33
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by inb4l0pht Just under $2 million, a friend and I robbed a money truck when we were 19

    
    so basically you're smart enough to pull that off and get away with it, yet dumb enough to go brag about it on an internet forum like the biggest dumbest noob ever?
    
    
    
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14. 2018-04-08 at 6:10 PM UTC

    #34
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by Fox Paws Get on my level
    
    

    
    if that the most you handles then i dunno wtf you keep bragging about.
    
    
    
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15. 2018-04-08 at 6:27 PM UTC

    #35
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist if that the most you handles then i dunno wtf you keep bragging about.
    
    
    
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    I really should increase my contributions
    
    But yeah that’s only one account. I have 2 other brokerage accounts through Fidelity, another one through Nationwide. They all have similar amounts. Can’t really touch that money til I retire though.
    
    I also have about 15k locked up in crypto rn, 40k equity in my home, and about 5k in silver bars.
16. 2018-04-08 at 6:29 PM UTC

    #36
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    The trick is to diversify your portfolio my nigga. Word up how’s your retirement plan looking
17. 2018-04-08 at 6:33 PM UTC

    #37
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Fox Paws The trick is to diversify your portfolio my nigga. Word up how’s your retirement plan looking

    
    sounds liek your neck deep collaborating with jedi financial institutions.
18. 2018-04-08 at 6:34 PM UTC

    #38
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader sounds liek your neck deep collaborating with jedi financial institutions.

    
    It’s how you get ahead. Ya get me?
19. 2018-04-08 at 6:36 PM UTC

    #39
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader sounds liek your neck deep collaborating with jedi financial institutions.

    
    No choice nowadays, unless you plan on selling drugs or dying early
20. 2018-04-08 at 6:42 PM UTC

    #40
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Fox Paws It’s how you get ahead. Ya get me?

    
    sure.
    
    treason is a lucrative business.