How the FUCK do I get a tan?

1. 2018-04-06 at 10:18 AM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by lempoid loompus kys

   
   after you
2. 2018-04-06 at 10:30 AM UTC

   #22
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   Deliberate tans are for fags
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   • The Self Taught Man
3. 2018-04-06 at 11:10 AM UTC

   #23
   

   GasTheKikesRaceWarNow Houston [this unquestioningly unfrequented clast]
   It's been raining here more or less non-stop since March of last year, and even when the sun comes out the temperature hasn't been above about 8°C since last September.
4. 2018-04-06 at 12:12 PM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Item 9 Step 1: Lay in sun for fuckin hours. It takes such a long ass fucking time just tan your front side and keep your back turned or wear a unbuttoned shirt.

   
   You’re gonna get burnt so bad if you do this lol. Why do you always give the worst advice?
5. 2018-04-06 at 12:13 PM UTC

   #25
   

   THE Bearded Homosexual Yung Blood (banned)
   TRY SUCKING A DICK, FAGGOT!
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   • kroz
6. 2018-04-06 at 6:42 PM UTC

   #26
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by Juicebox I've never understood the whole "tanning" thing
   
   But then again I am somewhat darker skinned than most whites

   
   funny thing is that asians in asia, especially SEA are trying hard to remain white while asians in america are trying to be black.
   
   not sure if this an effect of the nigger century or what.
7. 2018-04-06 at 9:53 PM UTC

   #27
   

   Xlite African Astronaut
   Depending on the sun, everything from 20 minutes to 60 minutes will do. Each side.
8. 2018-04-06 at 9:57 PM UTC

   #28
   

   GasTheKikesRaceWarNow Houston [this unquestioningly unfrequented clast]
   Shorts, tshirt, headphones and a long walk.
   
   But you probably should wear something to keep the sun off your face, as the sun will age you prematurely.
9. 2018-04-07 at 3:31 AM UTC

   #29
   

   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by GasTheKikesRaceWarNow Shorts, tshirt, headphones and a long walk.
   
   But you probably should wear something to keep the sun off your face, as the sun will age you prematurely.

   
   I wear a wyfe beater and a speedo. Get on my level... But you can't.