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I got the worst fucking haircut ever. :(
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2018-04-05 at 3:12 PM UTCEnter,
Hair grows back. Best thing I can suggest is to just trim it really short and wait for it to grow back out and next time go to a better barber. My hair looks like shit right now too. I have been getting my haircut from my dude Travis for the last few months and now he is in jail.
For 2 counts of burglary.
I am too wimpy to go to great clips or someplace where I know a bunch of females are just going to all look at the shape on my head and the spots on it and laugh at me. I have a job interview at 1 o clock and I am going there looking like a 3rd grader.
Sure, I could have left my house an hour ago and went to some place for a $6 haircut but I only have $3. So what would that look like??
I am going to get made fun of by women when I leave my house and go to this interview. They all are going to point at laugh saying "Look at this guy. He looks 13! And look at his dumb haircut. HAHAHA"
And as far as looking like you have down-syndrome...
I do have down-syndrome. I did not even know I had it until my mom told me on Sunday. I have lived for 27 years with it and I might not have as many sexual partners as most people, I might have wasted my entire life up to this point, but that is okay now. I can blame my drug addiction on my diagnosed down-syndrome. -
2018-04-05 at 5:17 PM UTCThe trick to getting a good haircut is to find someone who cuts your hair well, and keep going to them. Pay them 2x what their normal rate is, and they will be available at any time of the day, any day of the week. It took me years to find someone who didn't make me look like a complete retard when I walked out of the shop.
Explaining how to cut my hair has always been a challenge for me, so I typically just would say "your choice, whatever you think looks good."
90% of them will completely torpedo your hair, but you will find the talented motherfucker eventually, and you never will have a bad haircut again. -
2018-04-05 at 5:23 PM UTC
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2018-04-05 at 6:25 PM UTCI get my haircut in this depressing little barbershop in a dead mall by this crew of old Lebanese guys.
I think they do a good job every time and it's cheaper than any other place I've gone to. These guys have been cutting hair their whole lives. -
2018-04-05 at 6:43 PM UTC
Originally posted by aldra shave it
I was gonna say this
Originally posted by Enter Nah I look like even more of a mongoloid with a shaven head. That would only work if I had a beard, which right now I don't.
Until you said this. I usually get my hair shaved short like military style. But I keep a good 1cm beard so -
2018-04-05 at 7:30 PM UTC
Originally posted by greenplastic I kinda didn't want to go outside because I felt like people might think I was a nazi, lol. Then I realized that was ridiculous and just left the house. Ended up seeing a couple guys who resembled nazis/satanists.
i wonder if those couple of guys also have a complex about people thinking they look like nazis/satanists? lol.
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2018-04-05 at 8:29 PM UTCJust grow it long, like a free man.
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2018-04-06 at 1:01 AM UTC
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2018-04-06 at 2:33 AM UTCOmfg it looks even worse this morning. It seriously looks like I have a cone-head. How the fuck did he fuck this up so badly? What a piece of shit.
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2018-04-06 at 2:36 AM UTCJust go to a different shop and say you want it shorter.
Of course, you might just be ugly and any haircut will look bad on you. -
2018-04-06 at 2:43 AM UTC
Originally posted by Unnamed Scholar Just go to a different shop and say you want it shorter.
Of course, you might just be ugly and any haircut will look bad on you.
No, I've never had a haircut like this before. It's fucking insane.
Yeah I'll have to go to a different shop. What a waste of fucking money though, I'm supposed to be saving as much as I can for USA. -
2018-04-06 at 3:02 AM UTC
Originally posted by Enter I still can't get over this fucking haircut. This is fucked. Maybe I should get it fixed at a topless hairdresser lmao. I wonder if they'd just make it worse.
I got the bright idea to buy clippers last year and cut my own shit. Had to faithfully wear a hat everywhere for like 3 weeks. -
2018-04-06 at 3:27 AM UTCit must be really sad to not able to have long, straight hairs.
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2018-04-06 at 3:33 AM UTCChinese chicken soup street cook!
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2018-04-06 at 3:38 AM UTCThis is why I just trim my own hair with a trimmer.
Cant possibly fuck that up, always looks good, never needs to be combed, never gets messy.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2018-04-06 at 4:12 AM UTCBuzzcut/baseball cap. How a nigga live.
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2018-04-06 at 4:14 AM UTC
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2018-04-06 at 4:35 AM UTCi bought my hair trimmer for $20. Few years ago. I buy new ones instead of getting the blade sharpened every few years.
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2018-04-06 at 5:59 AM UTC
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2018-04-06 at 6:08 AM UTCNever mind
