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I got the worst fucking haircut ever. :(

  1. 2018-04-05 at 10:12 AM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    What a fucking retard. All I did was ask for short back and sides. How do you fuck that up? I look like I have down syndrome. Maybe if I slick it back with product or something it'll look better.

    Fuck this is terrible.

    All coz my normal barber wasn't fucking there. SHE FUCKING TOLD ME SHE WOULD BE. WTF??!?!
  2. 2018-04-05 at 10:12 AM UTC
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    shave it
  3. 2018-04-05 at 10:13 AM UTC
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    or bowlcut
  4. 2018-04-05 at 10:19 AM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by aldra shave it

    Nah I look like even more of a mongoloid with a shaven head. That would only work if I had a beard, which right now I don't.
  5. 2018-04-05 at 11:20 AM UTC
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    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    Have you noticed how many hairdressers/barbers are shit at their jobs?
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  6. 2018-04-05 at 11:25 AM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Number13 Have you noticed how many hairdressers/barbers are shit at their jobs?

    Yeah, what the fuck?

    I just watched The Barber episode of Seinfeld to help get over this lol.
  7. 2018-04-05 at 11:59 AM UTC
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    BigLuigi Houston
    Originally posted by Number13 Have you noticed how many hairdressers/barbers are shit at their jobs?

    not surprising, most of them borrowed 5-15 thousand dollars for beauty school to learn how to make minimum wage.
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  8. 2018-04-05 at 12:22 PM UTC
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    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
    It's cause they know they can do a shit job and you can't do anything about it, cut too short and it's not like you can just grow your hair right then and there to have it fixed, you've just gotta deal with it to get the cunt away from your hair.

    With tits rubbing on your face and back though that's pretty good, there any naked hairdressers about?
  9. 2018-04-05 at 12:25 PM UTC
    #9
    BigLuigi Houston
    mm and her warm arms i love her too it was delightful
  10. 2018-04-05 at 12:28 PM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Number13 It's cause they know they can do a shit job and you can't do anything about it, cut too short and it's not like you can just grow your hair right then and there to have it fixed, you've just gotta deal with it to get the cunt away from your hair.

    With tits rubbing on your face and back though that's pretty good, there any naked hairdressers about?

    Yeah there's topless barbershops and stuff, but I gotta assume that they'll give fucking horrible haircuts, hired for their tits and not their haircutting skills.
  11. 2018-04-05 at 12:48 PM UTC
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    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Number13 It's cause they know they can do a shit job and you can't do anything about it, cut too short and it's not like you can just grow your hair right then and there to have it fixed, you've just gotta deal with it to get the cunt away from your hair.

    With tits rubbing on your face and back though that's pretty good, there any naked hairdressers about?

    actually a really popular thing in vietnam, lol
  12. 2018-04-05 at 12:54 PM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I still can't get over this fucking haircut. This is fucked. Maybe I should get it fixed at a topless hairdresser lmao. I wonder if they'd just make it worse.
  13. 2018-04-05 at 1:10 PM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Ehh it'll be chill in a couple days. I got a haircut a few days ago and it ended up being a little too military like which I'm not really a fan of because I don't want to be mistaken for some alt right douche. Normally I don't think about this really but when I was on acid it was tripping me out pretty bad. I kinda didn't want to go outside because I felt like people might think I was a nazi, lol. Then I realized that was ridiculous and just left the house. Ended up seeing a couple guys who resembled nazis/satanists.
  14. 2018-04-05 at 1:24 PM UTC
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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Originally posted by greenplastic Ended up seeing a couple guys who resembled nazis/satanists.

    Is this how people normally think?
  15. 2018-04-05 at 1:25 PM UTC
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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    What does a Satanist look like?
  16. 2018-04-05 at 1:27 PM UTC
    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grimace What does a Satanist look like?

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  17. 2018-04-05 at 1:30 PM UTC
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    BigLuigi Houston
    most of the women at hairclut place

    Originally posted by Grimace Is this how people normally think?

  18. 2018-04-05 at 2:04 PM UTC
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Enter

    That's an Edward Scissorhands LARPER.
  19. 2018-04-05 at 2:09 PM UTC
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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Originally posted by Grimace Is this how people normally think?

    Well I mean I was on acid dude. I don't normally see people who I think are nazis, unless they're some jackass that goes out wearing booty shorts and a swastika shirt to get attention or something. I saw two different guys, who may have been the same guy but I'm not sure, at two different points during my walk and he had a massive beard and was super jacked and walking three beastly dogs and like I said I was tripping balls so he pretty much resembled some sort of demonic underworld figure, and he had some sort of symbols on his shirt which I'm still not sure what exactly they were but they looked like just generic changing "evil" symbols
  20. 2018-04-05 at 2:17 PM UTC
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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by greenplastic Well I mean I was on acid dude. I don't normally see people who I think are nazis, unless they're some jackass that goes out wearing booty shorts and a swastika shirt to get attention or something. I saw two different guys, who may have been the same guy but I'm not sure, at two different points during my walk and he had a massive beard and was super jacked and walking three beastly dogs and like I said I was tripping balls so he pretty much resembled some sort of demonic underworld figure, and he had some sort of symbols on his shirt which I'm still not sure what exactly they were but they looked like just generic changing "evil" symbols

    Are you sure he wasn't ACTUALLY a demon or Satan himself, taking Loki for a walk?
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