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  1. Originally posted by -mal- Lol, ok. Iā€™m just being nice. :/ Bai.

    FUCK OFF
  2. Originally posted by Enter FUCK OFF


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  3. Assignment was handed in yesterday. Had 4+ girls messaging me all day.

    Now that the assignment's done, not one message from a girl. Lmaooooo.

    I wonder if that'll change next semester when I have muscles?
  4. Originally posted by Enter Assignment was handed in yesterday. Had 4+ girls messaging me all day.

    Now that the assignment's done, not one message from a girl. Lmaooooo.

    I wonder if that'll change next semester when I have muscles?

    What did they message you about? Like you mean personal stuff right, not just schoolwork? And they initiated?
  5. Originally posted by Fox Paws What did they message you about? Like you mean personal stuff right, not just schoolwork? And they initiated?

    Assignment stuff and personal stuff. One of the girls actually tagged me in a meme, which made me feel special and feel like a normie haha.

    But now that the assignment's done, I guess they don't feel a need to talk to me anymore. Oh well.
  6. If I were you I would start milking these bitches. Condition them to buy you shit or suck you off or something.

    "haaaiii how do i do dis problem??"

    "I'm working on it right now at X coffee place. Cant be fucked to explain it over text/phone"

    Then when they show up, you help em arrive at like 1/5th of the answer, then pretend to be tired and also broke, ask them to get you coffee or something, then help them arrive at the full answer. They'll get the idea soon enough. This is just a crude example of conditioning.

    I've seen tutors on campus do similar things to get bitches.

    There is definitely a fine art to turning people out.
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  7. I'm going to start doing planks every day.
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Enter Looked in the mirror last night, and I was DEFINITELY looking fucking buff. But then when I woke up today I thought, "wait, that was probably just a dream". Went to the mirror again and it wasn't a dream!!! I was looking buff!!!

    And this is only 2 weeks in. I'm gonna look fuckin' SWEET by the end of this. I'm so excited. So motivating. ^_^

    Problem is I got shit to do today, so I'm gonna be going to the gym a bit later, when it'll be super busy. That's gonna fucking suck.

    And yet women still are disgusted by you
  9. Day 14: Legs Hypertrophy

    Speed Squats: 20kg each side
    Leg Press: 5th setting
    Leg Extensions: 3rd setting
    Deadlift: 25kg each side
    Leg Curls: 7th setting
    Standing Calf Raise: 20kg each side
    Seated Calf Raise: 11th setting

    Not much to say today. Sweated like a motherfucker during the workout, which was good. ALMOST skipped out on standing calve raises because someone was using the machine and the whole gym was fucking packed, but I waited around, which is good. I'd feel shit if I didn't do the whole workout. Tomorrow is my last day of the week, and then I've done this for 3 weeks yaaay.
  10. I dunno why but I'm feeling kinda depressed. What if I'm doing all this work for nothing and women still don't like me? :(
  11. BigLuigi Houston
    whats kg, that guy in tenacious d?
  12. Originally posted by BigLuigi whats kg, that guy in tenacious d?

    lol kyle gass.

    nah it's kilogrammes.

  13. BigLuigi Houston
    lol.

    more like killergram am i rite
  14. When people ask, "wow you been working out?" I'm going to say no, that I've just been doing heaps of yard work. That'll make me look less narcissistic, and more masculine.
  15. Originally posted by Enter I dunno why but I'm feeling kinda depressed. What if I'm doing all this work for nothing and women still don't like me? :(

    You should also be doing it for you. I'm sure it's going to make you feel better about yourself and release a lot of endorphins and stuff. I bet you already feel better most of the time than you did before you started working out.
  16. Originally posted by -mal- You should also be doing it for you. I'm sure it's going to make you feel better about yourself and release a lot of endorphins and stuff. I bet you already feel better most of the time than you did before you started working out.

    Yeah I do. I've noticed my hatred towards women has gone down -- making a lot less hate threads than I used to.

    But still, I'm under the assumption women are gonna like me more and I'll be able to have the upper hand once this is all done. If that doesn't happen, I'll be SO let down.
  17. Usually chest and arms hypertrophy doesn't do much for me, but today I really felt it, which was good! Got a great pump once again. I'm really happy with my progress.

    Day 15: Chest and Arms Hypertrophy

    Bench Press Speed Sets: 17.5kg
    Incline Dumbbell Press: 17.5kg
    Chest Press: 7th setting
    Pec Flies: 5.5th setting
    Curls: 6th setting
    Dumbbell Curls: 9kg
    Skull Crushers: 10.5th setting
    Tricep Pulldowns: 3rd setting

    And so ends week 3. This morning I sent a message to a girl, and only got a reply 5 hours later, and it was such a short response. That's cool. It'll be a great contrast to see a difference in how they talk to me now vs when I have muscles.



    ANYWHO... yeah 3 weeks done. At the next of next week hopefully someone notices I've been working out.
  18. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Enter I dunno why but I'm feeling kinda depressed. What if I'm doing all this work for nothing and women still don't like me? :(

    That's because you are out of shape on the inside.
  19. Eating less bad foods and drinking only water. Pumpkin seeds will be my snack instead of chocolate. Gotta lose this gut!

  20. Literally had one of the best "normal" days of my life in ages, and I owe it all to working out. I just feel better, more powerful. And guess what?

    It happened.

    After 3 weeks it happened. People noticed!!!

    Walked into work and the boss asked me what size shirt I am for the new uniforms, and I said large. He replied, "large?" and some other guy went, "yeah can't you see? He's jacked!"

    Okay, so I was thinking... he's probably just kidding around. But then later I asked another coworker if I'm getting fat, coz my mom said I was getting fat, and he replied with "Nah you're not, you're looking more solid though." Then another guy said, "yeah you're not fat, but you're larger up in shoulder area".

    And I dunno, I just noticed that lots of girls are treating me better. Like they're actually talking to me and stuff.

    I feel really good. I feel happy. And I'm only 3 weeks in!!! I can't wait for my USA trip.
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