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  1. Originally posted by Enter why don't girls look at porn then?

    because it's not intimate. they don't care about just the sex.

    holy FUCK that is a good argument that I just came up with off the cuff.

    Girls look at porn. You are assuming that just because they don’t self report that they look at porn means they actually don’t look at porn.
  2. Originally posted by -mal- Girls look at porn.

  3. Hi Enter.
  4. Originally posted by Misguided Russian Hi Enter.

    lol. Hi. Why'd you TSTM?
  5. Originally posted by Enter lol. Hi. Why'd you TSTM?

    All the cool kids were doing it.
  6. Brb gotta go TSTM
  7. Originally posted by Fox Paws Brb gotta go TSTM

    noooooooo
  8. lmfao

  9. Originally posted by Enter noooooooo

    Yeah jk I’ll only do that when my PI is exposed and I leave totse forever
  10. Originally posted by Fox Paws Yeah jk I’ll only do that when my PI is exposed and I leave totse forever

    It's like saul's carpet cleaner disappearing man from breaking bad

    (breaking bad reference)
  11. Yeah I’ll TSTM from totse and quit my job then become the manager at Cinnabon
  12. Originally posted by Fox Paws Yeah I’ll TSTM from totse and quit my job then become the manager at Cinnabon

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  13. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Enter I know you're all sick of this shit, but I hate them. I truly, truly hate them.

    I decided to take greenplastic's advice and NOT have the mindset that every girl is against me this semester. And in doing so, I actually met and befriended a few girls already. I'd say the amount of friends I've made – it's about 60/40 girls to boys.

    But there was one who stood out, someone who seemed to be really into me. She acted so kind; flirtatious even.

    But as soon as the assignment was finished, she stopped talking to me. I tried to make conversation again after that but she just replied with two word answers. "Yeah haha". etc.

    She was using me for help with the assignment. This has happened before.

    They're cunts. THEY'RE ALL FUCKING CUNTS.

    But it's okay. I knew that already. Unfortunately I was born into a reality where women… okay, they don't HATE me… but they definitely don't like me.

    This is no joke, but I really need to work out again, and take it very seriously this time. My USA trip is soon (July), and I need to look good for the photos I'll be taking there, since I'll be using them for Tinder when I get back. So I need to look buff. So let's say I have three months, starting now, to do the Layne Norton PHAT workout:

    http://www.simplyshredded.com/mega-feature-layne-norton-training-series-full-powerhypertrophy-routine-updated-2011.html

    If I stick to it and do this for three months, I'll look fucking sweet by then. It's the one I used to do, so I know it definitely works and people complimented me all the time!

    I NEED TO STICK WITH IT THIS TIME. JUST THREE MONTHS. I HAVE TO STICK TO IT, NO MATTER WHAT.

    Then I will be more admirable to women. Then I can fucking hurt them emotionally. Then I can reject THEM.. You fucking bitches.

    Women are never going to like you no matter how many muscles you have because you are an insecure little douche.
  14. Definitely noticing some muscle definition; good progress for 2 weeks. Therefore predicting other people will notice in another 2. Can't wait for upper body power day tomorrow.

  15. Added to my list of things to do once I'm buff:

    – Set up lunch dates with old friends/girls I haven't seen in ages so they compliment me, and see how they react.
    – Go to gay bars to get attention from gay guys.
    - Have sex with a prostitute (legal here).

    Will start growing a beard at the start of my final month.
  16. I MIGHT start doing a bit of cardio at the end of each session due to a fear of having my pecs look like boobs. Maybe exercise bike.
  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Enter I MIGHT start doing a bit of cardio at the end of each session due to a fear of having my pecs look like boobs. Maybe exercise bike.

    Just kill yourself. No woman is ever going to fuck youm
  18. GasTheKikesRaceWarNow Houston [this unquestioningly unfrequented clast]
    Originally posted by Enter I MIGHT start doing a bit of cardio at the end of each session due to a fear of having my pecs look like boobs. Maybe exercise bike.

    You get slightly better results if you don't mix aerobic and anabolic exercise. Try to do each on alternating days maybe.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  19. Originally posted by GasTheKikesRaceWarNow You get slightly better results if you don't mix aerobic and anabolic exercise. Try to do each on alternating days maybe.

    This whole thread is about his anabolic exercise routine so I think he’s got that covered
  20. Day 11: Upper Body Power

    Rows: 22.5kg
    Weighted Pullups: 0kg still, what the fuck?!
    Wide-Grip Pulldowns: 10kg
    Dumbbell Press: 27.5kg dumbbells
    Incline Press: 20kg dumbbells
    Shoulder Press: 17.kg dumbbells
    Bar Curls: 6th setting
    Skull Crushers: 11th setting

    Added incline press to this day, so my pecs don't end up looking like tits. And boy, that was like the best exercise. I have a great pump now; a good v-taper, and I owe it all to that incline press I think. That exercise definitely made the workout for me. I also noticed my triceps/arms were looking good in the gym mirrors. Definitely showing progress, even if it's just the pump.

    I'm going to start doing cardio at the start of my final month.
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