Theory: Enter Catfished Falco w/ His Own Real Photos

1. 2018-03-30 at 8:51 AM UTC

   #81
   

   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by Crash I’ve been thinking this lately. It’s not safe here for women. Or fun. If he found the community so long ago and really fell in love with it then he probably learned quickly that to be taken seriously he’d have to be a man. And that’s when the long con started. He could have even “catfished” with his real picture which is technically what I said in my first post as Splat.

   
   you know you could have a point there. and if after all this time the girl that was enter wanted to come out, i could totally imagine the mind that was behind enter would come up with something as sick and twisted as pretending to be one of Bill Krozby's rape victims. and they would know enough of Bill Krozby's background etc to pull it off as well, lol. what do you think?
   
   
   
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2. 2018-03-30 at 8:54 AM UTC

   #82
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fox Paws No, it makes no sense at all. His linguistic footprint is clearly masculine.
   
   Also what about all the woman-hating shit? He’s probably posted at least a combined 100,000 words on all the totse clones about hating women. So he hates himself? Or herself?
   
   No it’s nonsense

   
   Well, who hates women more than other women?
   
   But no, I'm 100% all male, baby.
3. 2018-03-30 at 9:01 AM UTC

   #83
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist you know you could have a point there. and if after all this time the girl that was enter wanted to come out, i could totally imagine the mind that was behind enter would come up with something as sick and twisted as pretending to be one of Bill Krozby's rape victims. and they would know enough of Bill Krozby's background etc to pull it off as well, lol. what do you think?
   
   
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   I think I was with you until you decided I was an Enter troll. I guess I’m going to have to ACTUALLY fuck with Bill Krozby to prove my identity.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • NARCassist
4. 2018-03-30 at 9:01 AM UTC

   #84
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter Well, who hates women more than other women?
   
   But no, I'm 100% all male, baby.

   
   Show me. I dare you.
5. 2018-03-30 at 9:02 AM UTC

   #85
   

   Dfg Tuskegee Airman [compulsively riposte the emigrant]

   Originally posted by mmQ I will literally eat my red beanie on cam if this tale turns out to be true. Quote me.

   
   Hyped for the comic, Enter you better deliver.
6. 2018-03-30 at 9:06 AM UTC

   #86
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Dfg Hyped for the comic, Enter you better deliver.

   
   It’s gonna be a real zinger this time!
   
   Tune in tomorrow 8PM Eastern / 7 Central for more Enter hijinx! What is he gonna come up with next??
7. 2018-03-30 at 9:10 AM UTC

   #87
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fox Paws No, it makes no sense at all. His linguistic footprint is clearly masculine.
   
   Also what about all the woman-hating shit? He’s probably posted at least a combined 100,000 words on all the totse clones about hating women. So he hates himself? Or herself?
   
   No it’s nonsense

   
   Could be a self hating ftm
8. 2018-03-30 at 9:10 AM UTC

   #88
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I subvert expectations. It won't just be a "LOL CAPTAIN FALCON GOT TROLLED, HE'S SO STUPID!!". I actually make his character sympathetic, and I'm sort of the villain.
9. 2018-03-30 at 9:13 AM UTC

   #89
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   But you are the villain. You’re clearly the villain irl
10. 2018-03-30 at 9:14 AM UTC

    #90
    Crash Yung Blood

    Originally posted by Fox Paws But you are the villain. You’re clearly the villain irl

    
    Enter is the crone in this Hero’s journey.
11. 2018-03-30 at 9:14 AM UTC

    #91
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fox Paws But you are the villain. You’re clearly the villain irl

    
    Honk?! No, I'm the good guy. The hero.
12. 2018-03-30 at 9:16 AM UTC

    #92
    Crash Yung Blood

    Originally posted by Enter Honk?! No, I'm the good guy. The hero.

    
    HAHHAHA OMFG I CALLED IT. I SPECIFICALLY CALLED HIM THE “WORST” THING I COULD BY HIS STANDARD BECAUSE I KNEW HE SAW HIMSELF AS THE HERO.
13. 2018-03-30 at 9:17 AM UTC

    #93
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Crash HAHHAHA OMFG I CALLED IT. I SPECIFICALLY CALLED HIM THE “WORST” THING I COULD BY HIS STANDARD BECAUSE I KNEW HE SAW HIMSELF AS THE HERO.

    
    What does crone mean? I googled it and it said "old woman"? What? Lol?
14. 2018-03-30 at 9:21 AM UTC

    #94
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    SOMEONE doesn’t read a lot of mythology/theatre amirite fam??
15. 2018-03-30 at 9:28 AM UTC

    #95
    Crash Yung Blood

    Originally posted by Fox Paws SOMEONE doesn’t read a lot of mythology/theatre amirite fam??

    
    Enter. Google The Hero’s Journey. It will give you a new lease on life. Also gl with the gym and ruining women. I can guarantee that they won’t care. :)
16. 2018-03-30 at 9:30 AM UTC

    #96
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Crash I can guarantee that they won’t care. :)

    
    Hahahahahhaa.
17. 2018-03-30 at 1:27 PM UTC

    #97
    

    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by mmQ ^GENIUS!

    
    my bad i meant to say retard to the guy nil but you posted right at the last second
18. 2018-04-05 at 6:23 AM UTC

    #98
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Fox Paws No, it makes no sense at all. His linguistic footprint is clearly masculine.

    
    Ever consider she may be a dyke? Dyke... Dyke...
19. 2018-04-05 at 7:47 AM UTC

    #99
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Sophie Ever consider she may be a dyke? Dyke… Dyke…

    
    Huh? Is this suppose to be a Xavier reference with dyke instead of lyfe?
20. 2018-04-05 at 7:58 AM UTC

    #100
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Enter Huh? Is this suppose to be a Xavier reference with dyke instead of lyfe?

    
    Yeah when he says he dated this chick that left him for the jock. (Dyke, dyke, dyke)