I think my gut's getting bigger.

1. 2018-03-28 at 1:39 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I was in the shower and I grabbed my gut and jiggled it around. I don't think it's ever been that big enough for me to do that.
   
   I better cut out the fatty foods. Maybe no more KFC. I've been eating a bit extra lately because I'm trying to get buff, but I might be going overboard.
   
   In 4 weeks I'm going to see a girl I haven't seen in like, six months. By then I should be noticeably buff, so I wonder if she'll notice. I wonder if she'll treat me differently, like more flirtatious?
2. 2018-03-28 at 1:41 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Have you gained any height? I hate being short.
3. 2018-03-28 at 1:45 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by jedi.Goldstein Have you gained any height? I hate being short.

   
   yeh my legs are long now
   
   
   
   man, I can't believe I used to find tim and eric hilarious. it's so fucking bleh now.
4. 2018-03-28 at 2:52 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter I was in the shower and I grabbed my gut and jiggled it around. I don't think it's ever been that big enough for me to do that.
   
   I better cut out the fatty foods. Maybe no more KFC. I've been eating a bit extra lately because I'm trying to get buff, but I might be going overboard.
   
   In 4 weeks I'm going to see a girl I haven't seen in like, six months. By then I should be noticeably buff, so I wonder if she'll notice. I wonder if she'll treat me differently, like more flirtatious?

   
   at the end of the day after ive eaten 6,000 or so calories with a couple pounds of food sloshing around from a recent meal i can do that too. but if ive been doing something where i can only eat a couple of power-bars throughout the day and have hardly any food in me...theres no jigglys. the thing to do is use your fingers to pinch the layers of tissue above the muscle to get an idea of the actual fat because people can suck in their gut to look skinny yet that same gut can be pooched out to look fat/preggo.
   
   my problem is my tits...i cant see under them anymore and shaving is a pain in the ass because theyre in the way.
   
   stop pondering nonsense and get your rape-kit prepared so you dont have anything to worry about. just make sure your chloroform hasnt evaporated between now and then
5. 2018-03-28 at 5:39 PM UTC

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   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by infinityshock nd shaving is a pain in the ass

   
   quite fighting nature.
   
   if nature didnt intended for you to have hairs there, it wouldnt be viable for hairs to grow on that part of your body.
6. 2018-03-28 at 6:04 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by benny vader quite fighting nature.
   
   if nature didnt intended for you to have hairs there, it wouldnt be viable for hairs to grow on that part of your body.

   
   youre just mad that you thought you were finally growing pubic hair until you pissed out of it.
7. 2018-03-28 at 6:11 PM UTC

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   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by infinityshock youre just mad that you thought you were finally growing pubic hair until you pissed out of it.

   
   advanced races have less hairs.
8. 2018-03-28 at 6:21 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by benny vader advanced races have less hairs.

   
   thats an adorable fallacy
9. 2018-03-28 at 11:54 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by benny vader quite fighting nature.
   
   if nature didnt intended for you to have hairs there, it wouldnt be viable for hairs to grow on that part of your body.

   
   can you imagine how fucking disgusting it'd be if women didn't shave their legs?
   
   not that you care about women.
10. 2018-03-28 at 11:58 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    You're posting your dinner again, ENTER.
11. 2018-03-29 at 12:07 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Huh, infinityshock made a point. This morning my gut isn't as big, it must have been all the food sitting in it from yesterday.
12. 2018-03-29 at 12:13 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter Huh, infinityshock made a point. This morning my gut isn't as big, it must have been all the food sitting in it from yesterday.

    
    happens to me all the time. its the most noticeable when ive been to an eating-related social gathering...like thanksgiving, wedding, picnic, etc etc, where i eat non-stop.
13. 2018-03-29 at 3:53 AM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Enter can you imagine how fucking disgusting it'd be if women didn't shave their legs?
    
    not that you care about women.

    
    i know.
    
    its scary when i see white hitch-hickers type around here. their large, hairy, and red from all the sunburn and barbaric as fuck.
    
    asians dont have hair problems. i dont even have shin hairs and i have less than 100 strands of beard if i let them grow.
14. 2018-03-29 at 3:56 AM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by infinityshock thats an adorable fallacy

    
    nope.
    
    the earlier your ancestors put on clothes the more you evolve to have less dependent on a layer of body hairs to protect you.
    
    and thus less body hairs.
15. 2018-03-29 at 11:33 AM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by benny vader nope.
    
    the earlier your ancestors put on clothes the more you evolve to have less dependent on a layer of body hairs to protect you.
    
    and thus less body hairs.

    
    Because climate of origin has nothing to do with it
16. 2018-03-29 at 4:56 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Because climate of origin has nothing to do with it

    
    yes, becos clothing made its wearer unsusceptible to the effects of climate.
17. 2018-03-29 at 10:13 PM UTC

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    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by benny vader yes, becos clothing made its wearer unsusceptible to the effects of climate.

    
    ^retard