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  1. #1
    There are several users who now go by different alts for purposes of trolling the forum.

    They were known on totse/zoklet/rdfrn as one name but here they are "Wild Bill" or "Goat Man" or some random shit and they always switch up and act so cool "Haha you can't catch me!"

    https://niggasin.space/thread/21943

    That's why I made this account because it's a satire on all the alts, I said "I can be an alt too! Herp derp I'll make a profile named Something Squirrel and call everyone faggots and rake in likes!"

    Anyways here are my official alt ratings.

    Speedy Parker-
    Gimmick: U mad U mad U mad "the anecdotes are the evidence!" Hurr durr hey I'm calling the cops!

    0/10
    Stupid name, dumb avatar and trash posts daily.
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    BeigeWarlock-
    Gimmick: Schizophrenic TOTSE guy from California Jeff Hunter Walnut Creek 9/11 Sanfransisco

    This guy probably has a dozen alts with low posts and posts random inane stuff about conspiracies or weird things.

    He's like if Spectral was a broken AI robot from the future, like Terminator.

    4/10
    Pretty well written stuff and cool avatars, accounts and content but it makes no sense at all.
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    Item9-
    Gimmick: Somebody trying to post a lot of random stuff to get past new user post limit and slowly establish this as their new identity

    1/10
    Another boring troll alt
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    SPLAT-
    Gimmick: Lurker from somewhere who made an account to stir shit and didn't want it to fall back on them

    1/10
    Who cares?
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    杀死所有的白魔鬼-
    Gimmick: Fail troll Chinese guy that takes nootropics or something

    6/10
    WHAT DOES HIS NAME MEAN?!
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    Fonaplats-
    Gimmick: likely an NSA/FBI agent pm'ing someone to be their handler

    0/10
    FBI STAY AWAY!
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    GastheKikesRaceWarNow-
    Gimmick: anti semite that's actually pretty friendly

    2/10
    Name is too edgy and nothing special about this guy at all makes you wonder WHY HE'S USING AN ALT?!
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    J. R. "Bob" Dobbs-
    Gimmick: Some sort of undercover officer im sure of it.

    0/10
    IMPENDING RAID! HIDE EVERYTHING!
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    LegalizeSpiritualDiscovery-
    Gimmick: Not the real LSD, part of a secret network series of fake zoklet troll accounts used to cause drama

    0/10
    Not funny, ripoff of another person and not original at all.
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    BigLuigi-
    Gimmick: I don't know his other account but I'm sure he kept a low profile and only had the other one.

    9/10
    Luigi is cool and he looks like Luigi GET IT! hahahahahahaha
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    D4NG0-
    Gimmick: Undercover police officer 100%

    0/10
    Everything you say can and will be used against you!

    Also stupid name for an alt, did you roll your face across the keyboard when you came up with that?.
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    Fox Paws-
    Gimmick: Not a police officer but someone in that circle (an informant)

    0/10
    How much are they paying you
    Also dumb name "hurr I'm a fox"
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    BRiCK-
    Gimmick: Russian Spy

    7/10
    I bet Putin put this guy on the job. I bet he can break bricks that's why his code name is brick. I saw him on TC with a bunch of guns once
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    Daily-
    Gimmick: Some kind of anti psychotic addicted unstable person that probably spends their down time not posting in a group home wearing an ankle bracelet.

    1/10

    What kind of name is "Daily" anyways? Boring, and his avatar sucks, his posts border on BeigeWarlock- tier except with a more NEET mental patient vibe.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. #2
     Acolyte
    Do me.
  3. #3
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    You get mad easy
  4. #4
    GasTheKikesRaceWarNow Houston [this unquestioningly unfrequented clast]
    4 of those accounts are me.
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  5. #5
    Originally posted by  Do me.

    Not even dinner first?!

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You get mad easy

    I helped invent that meme buddy nice try, I sure hope you are younger than me to be pulling out these antiquated trolling techniques.
  6. #6
    Gay thread posted by a literal tranny fucking faggot
  7. #7
     Acolyte
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel Not even dinner first?!

    I'm a plant eater. Do you like seaweed?
  8. #8
    The person with no username is SpectraL.
  9. #9
    Originally posted by inb4l0pht Gay thread posted by a literal tranny fucking faggot

    Nice alt
  10. #10
     Acolyte
    Originally posted by Enter The person with no username is SpectraL.

    That's craz... I mean that's nuts.
  11. #11
    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Enter The person with no username is SpectraL.

    His name is 
  12. #12
    Pronounced "Ecks"
  13. #13
    I’m nobody’s alt. I’m the original Fox Paws from the website zoklet.net/bbs

    Also not affiliated with law enforcement.

    And the name has nothing to do with animals it’s clever wordplay that you would never understand because English is your second language. Fucking handsome and well tanned individual
  14. #14
    BigLuigi Houston
    oh wow hes so smart and clever

    let me guess, the f is silent??
  15. #15
    The only other name I had on zoklet was “Cloudcat” but it was the same account. I just had the name changed once, then changed it back to Fox Paws. Or vice versa I cant remember

    I also had another account called “Not Fox Paws” that I made when Unwyred permabanned me for sleeping with his wife, until I got the ban reversed by kate.

    On totse I was Shizno
  16. #16
    Originally posted by BigLuigi oh wow hes so smart and clever

    let me guess, the f is silent??

    The D wasn’t silent when I was fucking ur mom last night that’s for sure
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  17. #17
    Crash Yung Blood
    I will venmo you money for meth if you can tell me who Splat is.
  18. #18
    You are Splat, but who’s Crash?
  19. #19
    Some kind of bandicoot.
  20. #20
    THEORY: Crash is Brick
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