Lanny is a bitch!

1. 2018-03-29 at 4:20 AM UTC

   #21
   J. R. "Bob" Dobbs Yung Blood [my pessimistically orientating opec]
   Pretty sure Helladamnleet will dress up like Kinkou for you if you go over to his website.
2. 2018-03-29 at 4:24 AM UTC

   #22
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by benny vader then that isnt just limited to just cakes isnt it ???
   
   why not just say you cant have your foods and eat it ???
   
   or
   
   you cant have your virgins and fuck it ????
   
   you cant have new clothes and shoes and wears them ….
   
   white people are hard to understand sometimes.

   
   Because you once you eat your cake, you don't have it anymore.
3. 2018-03-29 at 4:28 AM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by benny vader then that isnt just limited to just cakes isnt it ???
   
   why not just say you cant have your foods and eat it ???
   
   or
   
   you cant have your virgins and fuck it ????
   
   you cant have new clothes and shoes and wears them ….
   
   white people are hard to understand sometimes.

   
   You don’t understand the concept of an idiom? An expression?
   
   It’s not just a white thing, don’t they have those in China too, like the shit Confucius came up with
4. 2018-03-29 at 4:34 AM UTC

   #24
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by Fox Paws You don’t understand the concept of an idiom? An expression?
   
   It’s not just a white thing, don’t they have those in China too, like the shit Confucius came up with

   
   yea but not something as retarded as ''you cant have your cake and eat it''.
   
   this just doesnt make sense.
   
   you cant have your bitcoins and use it.
   
   wtf ????
5. 2018-03-29 at 4:35 AM UTC

   #25
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by benny vader yea but not something as retarded as ''you cant have your cake and eat it''.
   
   this just doesnt make sense.
   
   you cant have your bitcoins and use it.
   
   wtf ????

   
   Once you use them you no longer have them.
   
   What don't you understand?
6. 2018-03-29 at 4:36 AM UTC

   #26
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by mmQ Because you once you eat your cake, you don't have it anymore.

   
   yea but technically ... and physiologically speaking ... i still have my cake, in my stomick.
   
   and then my intestines. then in larger intestines.
   
   and then ...
7. 2018-03-29 at 4:40 AM UTC

   #27
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   Originally posted by benny vader yea but technically … and physiologically speaking … i still have my cake, in my stomick.
   
   and then my intestines. then in larger intestines.
   
   and then …

   
   I totally had no clue whatsoever that you'd have that response..
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8. 2018-03-29 at 4:46 AM UTC

   #28
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by benny vader yea but technically … and physiologically speaking … i still have my cake, in my stomick.
   
   and then my intestines. then in larger intestines.
   
   and then …

   
   Teach me the sayings of the wise men of the far east Benny.
9. 2018-03-29 at 4:51 AM UTC

   #29
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by Sophie Teach me the sayings of the wise men of the far east Benny.

   
   the truth is out there.
   
   edit :
   
   o and
   
   lanny is a bitch.
10. 2018-03-29 at 4:52 AM UTC

    #30
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by benny vader the truth is out there.

    
    Not if it's IN there.
11. 2018-03-29 at 4:53 AM UTC

    #31
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by mmQ Not if it's IN there.

    
    your out is my in.
    
    and im going to out it inside your in.
12. 2018-03-29 at 4:55 AM UTC

    #32
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by benny vader the truth is out there.
    
    edit :
    
    o and
    
    lanny is a bitch.

    
    I'm cereal.
13. 2018-03-29 at 4:55 AM UTC

    #33
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    So... You're gonna in it outside my out?
    
    Hmm. Ok!
14. 2018-03-29 at 4:58 AM UTC

    #34
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Sophie I'm cereal.

    
    and lanny is still a bitch.
15. 2018-03-29 at 4:58 AM UTC

    #35
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by mmQ So… You're gonna in it outside my out?
    
    Hmm. Ok!

    
    yes, becos lanny is a bitch.
16. 2018-03-29 at 5:03 AM UTC

    #36
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by benny vader yes, becos lanny is a bitch.

    
    That makes the most sense.
    
    Thanks you.
17. 2018-03-29 at 5:05 AM UTC

    #37
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader yea but not something as retarded as ''you cant have your cake and eat it''.
    
    this just doesnt make sense.
    
    you cant have your bitcoins and use it.
    
    wtf ????

    
    Like most/all idioms, it probably has a specific reference like in an old play or some shit and it just caught on, organically, into the public lexicon. What aren’t you understanding about this basic concept?
18. 2018-03-29 at 5:07 AM UTC

    #38
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I just googled it, it looks like it has origins in the mid 1500’s, I’m sure it was some kind of meme that was going around at the time. It literally was featured in a couple plays and stuff. So that’s where it comes from.
    
    Retard
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19. 2018-03-29 at 5:09 AM UTC

    #39
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ I totally had no clue whatsoever that you'd have that response..

    
    I actually predicted he’d eventually say something like this when the topic was first brought up
20. 2018-03-29 at 5:09 AM UTC

    #40
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I fucking knew it was a 16th century meme before the 16th century even did. This shit is getting old.