Stealing grills

1. 2018-03-29 at 1:55 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I wonder if there's a practical way to profit from it and do it realistically with a low level of risk.
   
   I'm talking like, just going out at night I guess with a pick-up or whatever, and literally taking people's nice ass grilla from the backyard decks and patios. Grills are generally sort of expensive and generally left outside, unlocked.
   
   I have also considered this with nice bikes that people keep on their 2nd floor apartment balconies. Not too difficult to hop up there and snag 'em.
   
   I like the grill one better though in terms of how many people have them and their value. It seems too easy. What would be the main issue do you think? Selling the grills undetected I guess. I don't know how I'd go about that. eBay I guess?
2. 2018-03-29 at 1:56 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   yeah its called kidnapping. very high risk tho.
   
   
   
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3. 2018-03-29 at 1:57 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach
   but you know if its just the pussy you after they got prostitutes for that.
   
   
   
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4. 2018-03-29 at 2 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Is this your way of making fun of my cheesy shenanigans joke?
5. 2018-03-29 at 2:07 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Do you mean barbecues or females.
6. 2018-03-29 at 2:07 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by mmQ I wonder if there's a practical way to profit from it and do it realistically with a low level of risk.
   
   I'm talking like, just going out at night I guess with a pick-up or whatever, and literally taking people's nice ass grilla from the backyard decks and patios. Grills are generally sort of expensive and generally left outside, unlocked.
   
   I have also considered this with nice bikes that people keep on their 2nd floor apartment balconies. Not too difficult to hop up there and snag 'em.
   
   I like the grill one better though in terms of how many people have them and their value. It seems too easy. What would be the main issue do you think? Selling the grills undetected I guess. I don't know how I'd go about that. eBay I guess?

   
   only a nigger would come up with such a flagrant display of niggerdly behavior.
7. 2018-03-29 at 2:09 AM UTC

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   NARCassist gollums fat coach

   Originally posted by infinityshock only a nigger would come up with such a flagrant display of niggerdly behavior.

   
   do you ever break the law jill?
   
   
   
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8. 2018-03-29 at 2:11 AM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I guess I meant fancy gas cooking grills or whatever. Or maybe I meant gorillas. Or maybe it WAS girls. III can't remember now.
9. 2018-03-29 at 2:11 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by NARCassist do you ever break the law jill?

   you delusional i­lliterate fuck...theres no one here with that name
10. 2018-03-29 at 2:13 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ I guess I meant fancy gas cooking grills or whatever. Or maybe I meant gorillas. Or maybe it WAS girls. III can't remember now.

    
    maybe you should get a job instead of pulling a nigger-tier scam out of your well-worn asshole.
11. 2018-03-29 at 2:13 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by infinityshock you delusional i­lliterate fuck…theres no one here with that name

    
    Quiet down Jill 'Runs From Niggers' the Car.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • BigLuigi
12. 2018-03-29 at 2:14 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by mmQ Quiet down Jill 'Runs From Niggers' the Car.

    
    you poor i­lliterate retard hallucinating faggot
13. 2018-03-29 at 2:15 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by infinityshock maybe you should get a job instead of pulling a nigger-tier scam out of your well-worn asshole.

    
    Maybe you should get a LIFE!!! GET OUT OF MY ROOM. I HATE YOU!!!!!!!!
14. 2018-03-29 at 2:15 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by infinityshock you poor i­lliterate retard hallucinating faggot

    
    Spoken like a Jill.
15. 2018-03-31 at 10:45 PM UTC

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    SBTlauien African Astronaut
    When I worked in retail, people use to buy grills and pass the receipt off to someone else who would go grab another and then walk out with it. Later they would return one. ACs as well.
16. 2018-03-31 at 11:08 PM UTC

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    Grimace motherfucker [my enumerable hindi guideword]
    Steal these grills instead.
    
    
    
    
    
    With some of these
    
    
17. 2018-04-01 at 12:01 AM UTC

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    GasTheKikesRaceWarNow Houston [this unquestioningly unfrequented clast]
    What's the second hand market for grills like in your area? You might find stuff can be easy to steal but hard to sell.
18. 2018-04-01 at 1:48 PM UTC

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    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    I think it's a nice supplementary income. Take 3-4 road trips out of town per year. On each getaway, steal a very nice grill. Sell grill in your own area to help pay for the next one.
19. 2018-04-01 at 2:24 PM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by GasTheKikesRaceWarNow What's the second hand market for grills like in your area? You might find stuff can be easy to steal but hard to sell.

    
    I've no clue. That's the main issue.
    
    How do you sell grills? Is it common? I don't want to take them to a pawn shop lo
20. 2018-04-01 at 6:16 PM UTC

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    Purewhitepanda Houston

    Originally posted by WE SMOOTH I think it's a nice supplementary income. Take 3-4 road trips out of town per year. On each getaway, steal a very nice grill. Sell grill in your own area to help pay for the next one.

    
    lmfao, UMMM HOW MUCH you think your going to make from one of these grills??? I CAN"T SEe taking a long road trip from all the grill money. Maybe across town. lol