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  1. #61
    Originally posted by lempoid loompus i dont plan anything beyond the next 24 hours, everything else is up to my parents

    people here criticizing me like "youll be homeless" dont care "youll die" dont care "youll go to prison" that would kinda suck so ill avoid that "you'll be poor and Bill Krozby" dont care

    Based on your words in this thread, I have come to the conclusion that you DO care, and are putting on a farce.

    And if by some chance you ACTUALLY are delusional enough to believe that you don't care, you will care once you're homeless and poor. I've been both before, and it's complete shit. No human who doesn't have physiological brain damage could ever be complacent to existing like that.
  2. #62
    Originally posted by lempoid loompus i have a family member whos a security guard. he gets 20$/hour basically to sit there and play on his phone. thats pretty much all i do anyway so sounds good to me. you clearly have no clue know how my mind works

    Lol nobody would hire your weak-frame blubber sack to be a security guard.
  3. #63
    no i dont!!!!!!!
  4. #64
    Originally posted by 杀死所有的白魔鬼 Lol nobody would hire your weak-frame blubber sack to be a security guard.

    get an MRI to see all the holes in your skull from syncan powder abuse
  5. #65
    Originally posted by 杀死所有的白魔鬼 And if by some chance you ACTUALLY are delusional enough to believe that you don't care, you will care once you're homeless and poor. I've been both before, and it's complete shit. No human who doesn't have physiological brain damage could ever be complacent to existing like that.

    at one point i was collecting cans out of trashbins to recycle them for 5 cents so after i cashed in 20 cans i could buy 1$ of cough medicine from the dollar tree and id have to shoplift nutmeg and i wouldnt shower or brush my teeth for weeks and one time on bundy i jacked off to roaches

    it wasnt that bad of a time tbh except fapping on bundy gave me ptsd
  6. #66
    Originally posted by HTS This is basically my philosophy. I retired before actually having a career or something. It's like I entered cheat codes for life and I can just be a kid forever.~

    Can we remember here that sploo has been hospitalized multiple times for his excessive drug use that he used to cover up his 'not caring' about life, and that hts has failed suicide a few times in the last few years.

    If you really want to be a kid, you'd strive to make a career out of something you enjoy doing so you could use that money to buy toys. Kids don't scrounge quarters so they can buy a bottle or bag of syncans or whatever.
  7. #67
    Originally posted by lempoid loompus at one point i was collecting cans out of trashbins to recycle them for 5 cents so after i cashed in 20 cans i could buy 1$ of cough medicine from the dollar tree and id have to shoplift nutmeg and i wouldnt shower or brush my teeth for weeks and one time on bundy i jacked off to roaches

    it wasnt that bad of a time tbh except fapping on bundy gave me ptsd

    I just want to say that I was exaggerating when I mentioned the quarters. But yet again, this site has exceeded my expectations.
  8. #68
    Originally posted by HTS This is basically my philosophy. I retired before actually having a career or something. It's like I entered cheat codes for life and I can just be a kid forever.~

    yeah

    bunch of SQUARES in this thread

  9. #69
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by lempoid loompus i have a family member whos a security guard. he gets 20$/hour basically to sit there and play on his phone. thats pretty much all i do anyway so sounds good to me. you clearly have no clue know how my mind works

    Then why the useless pride in your stellar academics? Why pursue an internship? Just get C's and be a security guard.

    I'm not part of the machine, dude. I'm not going to tell you to live up to shit. But I stood in your shoes a while ago, salvaging my education out of the garbage to try and make something for myself. Everybody told me what I ought to be doing, too. Except I wasn't going back for a liberal arts degree, and I worked hard, and I wasn't a little asshole to everybody.
  10. #70
    i bet im taller than you im 6ft

    what pride? i never implied pride for my good grades, im proud im doing ok even though living that trap house life but with more garbage bpins

    having a useless degree never hurt anyone (when its free) and i get to stay at my parents place while i do it so why not?
  11. #71
    i see how you're trying to frame yourself as not actually a part of the agenda you were just pushing after my description of it
  12. #72
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by lempoid loompus i bet im taller than you im 6ft

    Would you like to be taller than me, Sploo?

    what pride? i never implied pride for my good grades, im proud im doing ok even though living that trap house life but with more garbage bpins

    You have lots of pride. You're proud of your drug use, the IQ tests you've allegedly written, that you're a slacker and that it's worked out okay so far, you used to be proud of being an unruly child, and now you're proud that you're opting out of the college scam by getting okay grades in a shitty major that you don't like.

    Excuse me if I'm not impressed.
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  13. #73
    i could make grandiose statements about having a paper clip
  14. #74
    let me try
  15. #75
    while you're slaving away at your droll, factory-assembled life thats just accelerating towards the garbage bin at the end of the production line for materialistic goods that are probably made in china out of plastic and lead paint water, im busy finding personal meanings in the simplest of objects for the same, or even greater degree of happiness. this paperclip i have has been in my house probably for decades, that makes it an antique, that makes it important, just like old baseball cards or the virgin mary on a piece of toast. my mind is my world and im telling myself this paperclip is all i'll ever need to be better than you and the only true way to falsify this will be when i change my mind and just disregard it as another one of the 1,000,000,000 thoughts going through my head every single day
  16. #76
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    You should at least dress that up with adequate grammar and punctuation before you send it to an edgy lit mag.
  17. #77
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by HTS Philosofill me with your knowledge daddy.

    come, daddy is going to teach you all there is to know about

    fellatiophy[tm].
  18. #78
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    Originally posted by lempoid loompus i do nothing ever all day every day and that is how i like to live, at least as much as possible without compromising my situation

    :icon14:
  19. #79
    Originally posted by Zanick Would you like to be taller than me, Sploo?



    You have lots of pride. You're proud of your drug use, the IQ tests you've allegedly written, that you're a slacker and that it's worked out okay so far, you used to be proud of being an unruly child, and now you're proud that you're opting out of the college scam by getting okay grades in a shitty major that you don't like.

    Excuse me if I'm not impressed.

    I think most people over the age of, say, 20 or so, would see sploo's attitude as completely immature. I mean, I've spent a lot of my life expecting to not amount to much, but at least I was ashamed of it enough to eventually do things to change it. Can't keep making up excuses and lies just so you can have this veil of complacency over your life. I don't believe any human can be happy just sitting around coasting through life. Comfortable, maybe.
  20. #80
    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by 杀死所有的白魔鬼 I think most people over the age of, say, 20 or so, would see sploo's attitude as completely immature. I mean, I've spent a lot of my life expecting to not amount to much, but at least I was ashamed of it enough to eventually do things to change it. Can't keep making up excuses and lies just so you can have this veil of complacency over your life. I don't believe any human can be happy just sitting around coasting through life. Comfortable, maybe.

    Yeah, reaching my 20's did a lot of what you described. I think we were similar in the sense that we didn't know how to actualize what we wanted for ourselves. As for Sploo, I think part of it is that he's young-ish, but I think he has some potent self-destructive tendencies that are holding him back. My experience has been that people who are used to academic underachievement often come to expect it of themselves, and I think Sploo is compensating for this perspective with the attitude we see here. At least he's trying to go the right direction, though. He has a lot of time to think about what he really wants, and I think he'll do it well.
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