>philosophy major

1. 2018-03-26 at 5:39 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   >getting a college degree for having a modicum of self-awareness
2. 2018-03-26 at 6:33 PM UTC

   #2
   

   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   Is that your major, sploo? I always figured you'd go for psychology. Do you plan to find a job after you're done, or will you take the GRE?
3. 2018-03-26 at 6:35 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   im a fuck ya mudda major b oiii
4. 2018-03-26 at 7:57 PM UTC

   #4
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   Sploo, psychology is probably one of the worst majors you could have chosen.
5. 2018-03-26 at 8:28 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i chose liberal arts because its easy and bullshit
   
   going to college to learn something means you're a fucking retard. im a full autodidact for things that interest me. im just getting a degree because it looks good on job applications
6. 2018-03-26 at 9:05 PM UTC

   #6
   Malice Naturally Camouflaged
   So what exactly are you planning on doing for a living? Just generic office jobs? If you're a genius you should clearly see what the problem with this is and be willing to put in some more effort for 4 years so you can benefit from it for the rest of your life. This is exactly the kind of choice that people with low IQs make.
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7. 2018-03-26 at 9:38 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Malice So what exactly are you planning on doing for a living? Just generic office jobs? If you're a genius you should clearly see what the problem with this is and be willing to put in some more effort for 4 years so you can benefit from it for the rest of your life. This is exactly the kind of choice that people with low IQs make.

   
   He's going to barback, make older mens italian food, and peeling lemons just like me when he grows up.
   
   Mark my words.
8. 2018-03-26 at 9:39 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by Malice So what exactly are you planning on doing for a living? Just generic office jobs? If you're a genius you should clearly see what the problem with this is and be willing to put in some more effort for 4 years so you can benefit from it for the rest of your life. This is exactly the kind of choice that people with low IQs make.

   
   Thats very rich of you considering your chosen life path and claims of being a genius.
9. 2018-03-26 at 9:45 PM UTC

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   kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

   Originally posted by lempoid loompus i chose liberal arts because its easy and bullshit
   
   going to college to learn something means you're a fucking retard. im a full autodidact for things that interest me. im just getting a degree because it looks good on job applications

   
   It doesn't look that great on an application if you're going to be making someones cappuccino for a living compared to someone who actually has job experience.
   
   Not trying to be a dick even sploo but it does look kinda bad that you've never had a job and you're like 22 years old lil bromo
10. 2018-03-26 at 9:48 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice So what exactly are you planning on doing for a living? Just generic office jobs? If you're a genius you should clearly see what the problem with this is and be willing to put in some more effort for 4 years so you can benefit from it for the rest of your life. This is exactly the kind of choice that people with low IQs make.

    
    im going to be doing internships
11. 2018-03-26 at 9:53 PM UTC

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    Malice Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Thats very rich of you considering your chosen life path and claims of being a genius.

    
    What path? Majoring in computer science, trying to transfer to the best university I can, then aiming for a job in the financial industry in San Francisco, one of the highest paid regions in the world.
12. 2018-03-26 at 10:12 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Malice What path? Majoring in computer science, trying to transfer to the best university I can, then aiming for a job in the financial industry in San Francisco, one of the highest paid regions in the world.

    
    but ur gonna die a virgin
13. 2018-03-26 at 10:51 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by lempoid loompus but ur gonna die a virgin

    
    And die not ever getting that job. Malice has never done anything for himself except be a welfare nigger and take selfies of himself in the ermergency room trolling for benzos
14. 2018-03-26 at 10:53 PM UTC

    #14
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    malice has to take an ativan to get out of bed and a xanax bar to take a shower
15. 2018-03-26 at 10:56 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by lempoid loompus malice has to take an ativan to get out of bed and a xanax bar to take a shower

    
    And a valium so he can make his way to the grocery store so he can eat.
16. 2018-03-26 at 11:40 PM UTC

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    Malice Naturally Camouflaged
    I'm handling college just fine so far without any medication of all. I don't even use caffeine.
    
    I must be a transcendent being. The legendary Super Autist.
17. 2018-03-26 at 11:47 PM UTC

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    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink

    Originally posted by Malice I'm handling college just fine so far without any medication of all. I don't even use caffeine.
    
    I must be a transcendent being. The legendary Super Autist.

    
    Youre also a super liar thats not good at it
18. 2018-03-26 at 11:54 PM UTC

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    Rivotril Houston
    If you are going to have a major, it should be a STEM one.
19. 2018-03-27 at 12:12 AM UTC

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    Lanny Bird of Courage

    Originally posted by lempoid loompus i chose liberal arts

    
    fucking LOL at you talking shit on philosophy majors.
20. 2018-03-27 at 12:15 AM UTC

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    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Lanny fucking LOL at you talking shit on philosophy majors.

    
    you base your identity over a worthless degree that lets you convince yourself you're intelligent or know anything
    
    i fully embrace that college is a waste of time and am playing the system to get best grades with least amount of effort
    
    cucked