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  1. #61
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by stupid noob Those pictures are from before I started lifting.

    lol lifting with your 3 good limbs hahaha



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  2. #62
    Xlite African Astronaut
    Fucking internet warriors...
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  3. #63
    Originally posted by Xlite Fucking internet warriors…

    faggot pussy bitch ill kill you >:(
  4. #64
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by stupid noob They were actually from when I was sick as fuck and had pancreatitis.

    what was that like then? coz i've never been sick as fuck, like ever.



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  5. #65
    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    i'm not the pussy asking how to abuse the weaker sex. how fucking beta are you? getting advice online about sex.... wtf
  6. #66
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by stupid noob i'm not the pussy asking how to abuse the weaker sex. how fucking beta are you? getting advice online about sex…. wtf

    exactly, coz i'm not actually that guy you tard, so its difficult for me to put myself in the shoes of a woman beater. jesus look how fucking triggered you are about this, i can only imagine what an angry little man you are in real life, having your masculinity taken away from you like that. i guess its understandable tho, i guess i'd prolly be the same if i was only half a man like you.



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  7. #67
    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    You suck with women. You can crack all the jokes about my leg you want, it doesn't change the fact that you have to look on the internet to get pussy.
  8. #68
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by stupid noob You suck with women. You can crack all the jokes about my leg you want, it doesn't change the fact that you have to look on the internet to get pussy.

    who said anything about joking?



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  9. #69
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by stupid noob You suck with women. You can crack all the jokes about my leg you want, it doesn't change the fact that you have to look on the internet to get pussy.

    considering i'm 45 and since september i've banged a 22 year old, a 26 year old and had threesomes with two 19 year olds, i'd say i'm doing better than pretty much anyone on this forum. certainly better than any of you will be doing when you get to my age.

    this shit i'm talking about here is just me exploring something new is all. keeps life from getting boring by looking into new shit, that's all there is to it. i really dunno why you're getting your knickers all in a twist about it. then again, i guess with one leg hole going spare they prolly would tend to get all twisted up i suppose.



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  10. #70
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by greenplastic take her out to dinner, buy her flowers, go on a really nice date with her. then when you get back to yours, start with foreplay and whatnot and then when she has her clothes completely off, burn them in front of her and tell her she's a worthless piece of shit and to get the fuck out of your flat

    Okay that's pretty hot.

    PS: Be sure to take lots of pictures of her in extremely compromising positions for the blackmail fetish. Also for sharing here.
  11. #71
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by HTS Okay that's pretty hot.

    PS: Be sure to take lots of pictures of her in extremely compromising positions for the blackmail fetish. Also for sharing here.

    its online roleplay lucy. i dunno how none of you are getting that, i've made it pretty clear tbf.



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  12. #72
    HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by NARCassist its online roleplay lucy. i dunno how none of you are getting that, i've made it pretty clear tbf.



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    I read precisely two posts and I'm not super bright.
  13. #73
    BigLuigi Houston
    tie her up to the couch and run the vacuum cleaner over her for hours
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  14. #74
    stupidnoob is in his 30's and he's bragging about how he is good at fighting

    fucking lol
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  15. #75
    stupid noob VICTIM of farm equipment [the momentously grade-constructed phasmatodea]
    Originally posted by 杀死所有的白魔鬼 stupidnoob is in his 30's and he's bragging about how he is good at fighting

    fucking lol

    You don't scare me kid.
  16. #76
    Orange + sock
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  17. #77
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel Orange + sock

    good one scron, cheers pal.



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  18. #78
    rubixock
  19. #79
    Fukallyall Yung Blood
    Make a sex video with da bitch and post it up and photoshop your face with obama lol
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