take her out to dinner, buy her flowers, go on a really nice date with her. then when you get back to yours, start with foreplay and whatnot and then when she has her clothes completely off, burn them in front of her and tell her she's a worthless piece of shit and to get the fuck out of your flat
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2018-03-26 at 10:02 PM UTC
yeah see i knew this was the place to ask. keep em coming guys.
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2018-03-26 at 10:02 PM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Woman hate the word CUNT tell her she's a CUNT.
2018-03-26 at 10:04 PM UTC
ratchet strap her to the hood of ur car naked and take a diarrhea shit all over her. once it dries enough that it wont all blow off in the wind, go out fer a rip with ur new hood ornament.
then speed into a demolition derby and start trying to crash other cars.
2018-03-26 at 10:05 PM UTC
Blackmail her to buy you bitcoin/heroin. Also call her a fuckin' slampig.
2018-03-26 at 10:06 PM UTC
come on guys, she wants proper pain and torture and shit.
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2018-03-26 at 10:07 PM UTC
make her swallow a long rope and then when she poops one end out use it to floss her entire body
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2018-03-26 at 10:29 PM UTC
where's enter? i know he'll fucking smash this shit for realz. i bet he got some proper sick twisted shit up in his nut about this.
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2018-03-26 at 10:32 PM UTC
cut her with knives but be careful!
2018-03-26 at 10:33 PM UTC
enters 2 scared of women to get close enough to do anything to em
tie her down to a gutter in the road and drive over her legs a few times. revv the engine alot as you are approaching for maximum effect.
2018-03-26 at 10:42 PM UTC
does she want 2 die
thats a whole different pong game
2018-03-26 at 10:50 PM UTC
have her snort dope then immediately narcan her for precipitated withdrawals and pound dat pussy while shes screaming about bone pain