Write a haiku about the poster above you

1. 2018-03-26 at 1:41 AM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Personality
   Severely lacking good traits
   Will be homeless soon
2. 2018-03-26 at 2:31 AM UTC

   #22
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Depends on parents
   If they die he will be screwed
   Very low IQ
3. 2018-03-26 at 2:38 AM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   working drone for life
   has no joy without Crouton
   living dead hollow soul
4. 2018-03-26 at 2:41 AM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by lempoid loompus working drone for life
   has no joy without Crouton
   living dead hollow soul

   
   Much better.
5. 2018-03-26 at 6:16 AM UTC

   #25
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Effigy of hate
   Mental illness is his fate
   But is it too late?
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
6. 2018-03-26 at 6:19 AM UTC

   #26
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   I love him
   We used to suck dicks at once
   Not much now
   
   :(
7. 2018-03-26 at 6:20 AM UTC

   #27
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   children run screaming
   parents rage flows like water
   no more tickle time
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
8. 2018-03-26 at 6:25 AM UTC

   #28
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by mmQ I love him
   We used to suck dicks at once
   Not much now
   
   :(

   
   Not a haiku, but i love you too.
9. 2018-03-26 at 6:26 AM UTC

   #29
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

   Originally posted by mmQ I love him
   We used to suck dicks at once
   Not much now
   
   :(

   
   chootie in heaven
   prepares hot meals for others
   now cat food for one
10. 2018-03-26 at 6:26 AM UTC

    #30
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    children run laughing
    sprinting toward crooked grin
    left soon in regret
11. 2018-03-26 at 6:26 AM UTC

    #31
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    in the land of oz
    hates global imperials
    expecting the nukes
    
    was for aldra but im slow af, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
12. 2018-03-26 at 6:27 AM UTC

    #32
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by Sophie Not a haiku, but i love you too.

    
    3-5-3 style of course it is
13. 2018-03-26 at 8:04 AM UTC

    #33
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by mmQ 3-5-3 style of course it is

    
    Five syllables, seven syllables, five syllables.
14. 2018-03-26 at 9:26 AM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    little kid diddled
    lubing up a dreidel when
    nothing else can fit
15. 2018-04-04 at 2:24 AM UTC

    #35
    

    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    despite my numbers
    Castles Rise and Castles Fall
    despite their numbers
16. 2018-04-04 at 4:06 AM UTC

    #36
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    running diagnostics :
    
    result : schizophrenia.
    
    your really insane.
17. 2018-04-04 at 6:08 AM UTC

    #37
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Failure at haiku
    It's five, then seven, then five
    So close yet so far
18. 2018-04-04 at 5:48 PM UTC

    #38
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    failure at counting
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7
    a b c d e
19. 2018-04-04 at 6:15 PM UTC

    #39
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader failure at counting
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7
    a b c d e

    
    B-brilliant
    e-exciting
    n-nazi
    n-nasty
    y-young
    
    v-vibrant
    a-autistic
    d-delicious
    e-enlightened
    r-rough
20. 2018-04-04 at 6:20 PM UTC

    #40
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Fonaplats B-brilliant
    e-exciting
    n-nazi
    n-nasty
    y-young
    
    v-vibrant
    a-retarded X
    d-delicious
    e-enlightened
    r-rough

    
    a, for asshole,
    
    asshole.