Write a haiku about the poster above you

1. 2018-03-24 at 10:36 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   This could be funny
   Or it could be retarded
   Let's try it and see
2. 2018-03-24 at 10:40 AM UTC

   #2
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   premiums go up
   hole in chest closed forcefully
   learnt nothing from it
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • Lanny
3. 2018-03-24 at 11:07 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Eats pregabalin
   In the land of the dingoes,
   Does he lick cane toads?
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   Also,
   

   Originally posted by aldra learnt nothing from it

   
   
4. 2018-03-25 at 1:29 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Bump
5. 2018-03-25 at 2:27 AM UTC

   #5
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Shutup
   SHUTUP
   SHUTUUPPP
6. 2018-03-25 at 3:09 AM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Tiny Chat OG
   The man with the pink beanie
   Loves to drink and drive
7. 2018-03-25 at 3:11 AM UTC

   #7
   

   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by Juicebox Tiny Chat OG
   The man with the pink beanie
   Loves to drink and drive

   
   Who the fuck are you?
   I don't know who you are, man.
   Seriously, dude.
8. 2018-03-25 at 3:55 AM UTC

   #8
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Highlighter lover
   Living in Canadia,
   No longer a noob
9. 2018-03-25 at 3:57 AM UTC

   #9
   

   BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
   is it 3 syllables then 5 then 4? how does one do this again? or is it words in a certain order.
10. 2018-03-25 at 4:14 AM UTC

    #10
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Sophie, a person, quite rude
    A contrarian, cheeky but bright dude
    To piss OP off
    And have a good laugh
    Wrote a limerick instead of a haiku
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
11. 2018-03-25 at 4:31 AM UTC

    #11
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Opioids, small girls,
    Computers and programming,
    Which does he like best?
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    

    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock is it 3 syllables then 5 then 4? how does one do this again? or is it words in a certain order.

    
    First line is five syllables
    Second line is seven
    Third line is five
12. 2018-03-25 at 4:34 AM UTC

    #12
    

    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock is it 3 syllables then 5 then 4? how does one do this again? or is it words in a certain order.

    
    This should have been clear
    from the many haikus here:
    it's 5-7-5.
13. 2018-03-25 at 4:34 AM UTC

    #13
    

    BigLuigi Houston
    pop ur back that shit acumulates in ur backbone and u will get high again.
    
    also its made out of rat poiston?? k seems legit
14. 2018-03-25 at 5:04 AM UTC

    #14
    

    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    When Australia Was Cool and had Cool Talent.. now it's a cuck for old Bush Jr cuckfest of misery.
    
    
15. 2018-03-25 at 5:07 AM UTC

    #15
    

    BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    And another. from the Great Steve Kilby and The Church
    
    
    
16. 2018-03-25 at 5:29 AM UTC

    #16
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by HTS This should have been clear
    from the many haikus here:
    it's 5-7-5.

    
    Homoerotic
    Still dark in the closet
    Nice dick and small tits
17. 2018-03-25 at 9:28 PM UTC

    #17
    Unnamed Scholar Yung Blood
    Kill yourself
18. 2018-03-25 at 9:47 PM UTC

    #18
    Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    probably an alt
    creative insults? no
    why bother with them
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
19. 2018-03-25 at 9:51 PM UTC

    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Kill yourself faggot
    Kill yourself kill yourself kill
    Kill yourself faggot
20. 2018-03-25 at 11:20 PM UTC

    #20
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Pedo, atheist
    Terribly boring insults,
    But he can hack you!