I am Special

1. 2016-06-25 at 9:57 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I was just about to post about my suicide once more but then I saw that I have my own, yes, my very own special rank.
   
   It's under my username and it says "The asshole whisperer". :)
   
   :)
2. 2016-06-25 at 9:58 PM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   This is the best thing that has happened to me since I lost my job.
3. 2016-06-25 at 10:14 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   you spelled 'speshul' wrong
4. 2016-06-25 at 10:21 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Not being a filthy Nigga anymore really changed my outlook on life.
   
   I guess it's fair to say that I am now the space shaman/medicine man on this ship. Sorry Malice. This is Space. Your earthly powders and potions don't apply here. In Space you need to get your asshole whispered. This is my true calling and I invite all of you and your assholes to be my guest. Don't take a seat, though. Lay on your back and... grab your ankles. It's time to go to work.
5. 2016-06-25 at 11:25 PM UTC

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   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
   That's cool. Nice title.
6. 2016-06-25 at 11:33 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   
   [SIZE=8px]"words that where meant for one's asshole shall never be heard by one's ears" -The Whisperer 3:16[/SIZE]
7. 2016-06-25 at 11:37 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   That's cool. Nice title.

   Oh, young one, I can feel your rear end can use some special words. It has been hurt many times. Yes, abused even but don't worry. The Whisperer will heal you.
8. 2016-06-25 at 11:45 PM UTC

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   Obbe Alan What? [annoy my right-angled speediness]
   Lol
9. 2016-06-26 at 2:48 AM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole

   
   
   
   [SIZE=8px]"words that where meant for one's asshole shall never be heard by one's ears" -The Whisperer 3:16[/SIZE]

   
   is that a really droopy vagina...or is there a badger trapped in your crotch...
10. 2016-06-26 at 4:25 AM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Thats the worst ass I've ever seen in my entire life, no homo.
    
    I want to get the title of 'Chief Engineer" under my name.