I wanted to fap tonight, but it's way too cold.

1. 2016-06-21 at 3:50 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   My dick's all shriveled and I don't think it's comin' out to play in this weather.
2. 2016-06-21 at 7:38 PM UTC

   #2
   

   infinityshock Black Hole
   fuck a donut fresh out of the fryer
   
   thatll warm things up quick
3. 2016-06-21 at 9:42 PM UTC

   #3
   

   Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
   Once you get hard it shouldn't really matter 'cause there's a lot of warm blood going there, if it's so bad why not fap inside your underwear/pants?
   It'd probably be different if the jedis got the snip on you though.
4. 2016-06-22 at 8:04 AM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Pics
5. 2016-06-22 at 11:05 PM UTC

   #5
   Michael Myers victim of incest [divide your nonresilient tucker]

   Pics

   
   qft