DFG is way cooler than Captain Falcon

1. 2018-03-23 at 2:42 AM UTC

   #81
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

   Originally posted by inb4l0pht I remember you saying you wanted to fuck a 12/13 year old girl from a TV show. I think it was Dexter. Was that a joke?

   
   Lol if it's the Astor Bennet character i don't blame him.
2. 2018-03-23 at 2:46 AM UTC

   #82
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sophie Lol if it's the Astor Bennet character i don't blame him.

   
   She’s 20 now, would def smash. Back when the show ended I was 21 she would have been 16, but that’s legal in my jurisdiction. Would still have smashed
3. 2018-03-23 at 2:48 AM UTC

   #83
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I made golum an urdu logo in mspaint
   
   
4. 2018-03-23 at 2:51 AM UTC

   #84
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Avatared
   
   
5. 2018-03-23 at 3:03 AM UTC

   #85
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   
   
   This one cannot be avatared without significant rework
6. 2018-03-23 at 3:42 AM UTC

   #86
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Jeremus Are you iIIiterate? I have the logs. I'm asking Enter whether or not I should release them.

   
   hey handsome and well tanned individual, bump
7. 2018-03-23 at 3:43 AM UTC

   #87
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   If a blumpkin is a blowjob while taking a shit, what's a rimjob while taking a shit called?
8. 2018-03-23 at 4:56 AM UTC

   #88
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Release the logs
9. 2018-03-23 at 4:57 AM UTC

   #89
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by benny vader if you want to teach others how to use english, then teach.
   
   theres no need to belittle,
   
   wait till you can paki as good as he can english, then and only then your qualified to belittle him for his misuse.

   
   I speak four languages.
10. 2018-03-23 at 5:16 AM UTC

    #90
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Jeremus I am better at both Paki and English than DFG. DFG, your English grammar ain't the best, buddy.

    
    only talk to me if you can chink as good as i can english.
    
    nobody cares about your urdu pashtun handsome and well tanned individual language. and BTW, your not even a paki anyway.
    
    your a product of american education system, a mere american that comes in handsome and well tanned individual flavor.
11. 2018-03-23 at 5:17 AM UTC

    #91
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by 杀死所有的白魔鬼 I speak four languages.

    
    i speak 3 languages and one of them in 7 different dialects.
    
    shut the fuck down bitch.
12. 2018-03-23 at 5:18 AM UTC

    #92
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by mmQ If a blumpkin is a blowjob while taking a shit, what's a rimjob while taking a shit called?

    
    Rumplestiltskin.
    
    4/10 on a weekday
13. 2018-03-23 at 5:24 AM UTC

    #93
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by benny vader only talk to me if you can chink as good as i can english.

    
    Yeah I have Google Translate too, bud.
    
    

    nobody cares about your urdu pashtun handsome and well tanned individual language.

    I can literally talk to 1.2 billion people with my language.
    
    

    and BTW, your not even a paki anyway.
    
    your a product of american education system, a mere american that comes in handsome and well tanned individual flavor.

    
    I did not receive any schooling in America.
14. 2018-03-23 at 5:42 AM UTC

    #94
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    For the record, benny vader's Chinese is nonexistent. He once made a mistake that was very clearly evidence of him google translating. Benny knows this.
15. 2018-03-23 at 5:53 AM UTC

    #95
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by Jeremus I can literally talk to 1.2 billion people with my language.

    
    that use their street as toilets.
    
    i kno.
16. 2018-03-23 at 5:54 AM UTC

    #96
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by 杀死所有的白魔鬼 For the record, benny vader's Chinese is nonexistent. He once made a mistake that was very clearly evidence of him google translating. Benny knows this.

    
    you dont even know what chinese is.
17. 2018-03-23 at 6:03 AM UTC

    #97
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support

    Originally posted by Fox Paws She’s 20 now, would def smash. Back when the show ended I was 21 she would have been 16, but that’s legal in my jurisdiction. Would still have smashed

    
    Yeah she's 20 these days. But i would have smashed from day 1, well, probably more gentle than 'smash' but you know what i mean.
    
    
    

    Originally posted by Jeremus I can literally talk to 1.2 billion people with my language.

    
    Yeah Urdu is dope and all, but i don't think knowing how to speak a language that a lot of people speak makes it more impressive. If anything, if you speak a relatively rare language that just seems more impressive to me.
18. 2018-03-23 at 6:18 AM UTC

    #98
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Yes. That's the girl he was talking about.
    
    
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • NARCassist
19. 2018-03-23 at 6:18 AM UTC

    #99
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I'd fuck her so hard her tiny teen body would literally split in half
20. 2018-03-23 at 6:23 AM UTC

    #100
    

    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Lol, she was way more adorable as a pre-teen i mean, she looks gorgeous as a teen but look at that sass, jeez.