2018-03-22 at 2:52 AM UTC
guy with fully unrealistic viewpoint on women
2018-03-22 at 2:53 AM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
Someone who just needs some hugs^^
Seriously we all love you.
2018-03-22 at 10:37 AM UTC
Is a masochist, so he abuses women in hopes that they'll abuse him back. Secretly hopes to meet the dominatrix of his dreams
2018-03-22 at 12:26 PM UTC
wants desperately to get back on the bike but knows deep down he has completely lost his nerve to ever open it up properly again.
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2018-03-22 at 1:52 PM UTC
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an(nu)ally
[dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
Bitter about some kind of government fuckover, has little to strive for due to fucked up CV, acquires resources through the government that caused this fuckover in order to purchase adulterated heroin off the streets. Is conflict-averse online but more willing to bash somebody's skull in irl due to years of prison time. Happy that teenage girls stay the same age as he gets older. Dependent on pleasure, not sex or heroin. Has a decent relationship with his children but feels slightly ashamed when comparing his father-child bond to others
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2018-03-22 at 1:59 PM UTC
Is insecure about his masculinity because he has the bone structure of a twink, and has to tell gay men that he isn't gay when they inevitably hit on them.
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2018-03-22 at 2:05 PM UTC
I didn't think you had to hit on twinks like i thought a twink was a sexual term for a gay ragdoll meant for abuse and exploitation, so to speak. You don't hit On them, you literally hit them. Make them feel worthless... I thought.
What's a capital T Twink at that? My phone keeps autocorrecting to Twink. Is it trying to make fun of me?
2018-03-22 at 2:07 PM UTC
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an(nu)ally
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Originally posted by Jeremus
Is insecure about his masculinity because he has the bone structure of a twink, and has to tell gay men that he isn't gay when they inevitably hit on them.
Wishes he was a millionaire due to shortly experiencing the life of a couple of rich acquaintances he no longer is in contact with, lives this fantasy life out online, actually earns between $50k to $60k a year
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2018-03-22 at 2:11 PM UTC
Loves his mother in ways that most civilized western countries deem unfit incestual human behavior.