ATTN: HTS

1. 2018-03-21 at 6:16 PM UTC

   #141
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by HTS The morphine helped a lot with the pain. 😅
   
   
   
   One of the nurses said something like "if you were really trying to do that, you should talk to somebody". Like the kind of thing you tell someone who just failed at committing suicide. That was weird and kinda assholey for a patient who was only there for putting things in their asshole - why do I need therapy for liking things in my ads, lady?

   
   you should have told her to put her money where her mouth is and let you fuck her in one of the exam rooms
2. 2018-03-21 at 6:53 PM UTC

   #142
   

   benny vader YELLOW GHOST

   Originally posted by HTS One of the nurses said something like "if you were really trying to do that, you should talk to somebody". Like the kind of thing you tell someone who just failed at committing suicide. That was weird and kinda assholey for a patient who was only there for putting things in their asshole - why do I need therapy for liking things in my ass, lady?

   
   maybe shes catholic
3. 2018-03-21 at 8:27 PM UTC

   #143
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by HTS It was the whole marker. The cap was facing outward and was the only thing I could grab onto once my ass had gobbled the highlighter up. It came off. The cap was the only thing that didn't get stuck in my ass.

   
   Welll.. that's totally different. My bad. Carry on.
4. 2018-03-21 at 8:40 PM UTC

   #144
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by HTS It was the whole marker. The cap was facing outward and was the only thing I could grab onto once my ass had gobbled the highlighter up. It came off. The cap was the only thing that didn't get stuck in my ass.

   
   since your original experimentation what other foreign objects...not counting dicks...have you stuffed into yourself.
5. 2018-03-21 at 9:06 PM UTC

   #145
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by benny vader i missed the season finale.
   
   did the highlighter came out naturally or what ???

   
   They filled the anus with water until fully pressurized, then pressed on the belly and it shot right out.
6. 2018-03-21 at 9:16 PM UTC

   #146
   

   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by infinityshock since your original experimentation what other foreign objects…not counting dicks…have you stuffed into yourself.

   
   Cucumbers, zucchinis, hair brush handles, vibrators, dildos, fingers... you name it.
7. 2018-03-21 at 9:35 PM UTC

   #147
   

   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by HTS Cucumbers, zucchinis, hair brush handles, vibrators, dildos, fingers… you name it.

   
   Any live animals?
8. 2018-03-21 at 9:52 PM UTC

   #148
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by HTS Cucumbers, zucchinis, hair brush handles, vibrators, dildos, fingers… you name it.

   
   anything more innovative?
   
   nothing listed that i havent used on chicks dozens...or more...times
   
   
9. 2018-03-21 at 9:53 PM UTC

   #149
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Any live animals?

   
   of course.
   
   i mean no.
   
   i mean...hey...how 'bout that weather...
10. 2018-03-21 at 10:32 PM UTC

    #150
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL And it was only the tip… cap, not the whole marker.

    
    Wrong, the tip came off up in his ass with the whole implement in his rectum.
    
    https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/HTS-Noob
11. 2018-03-21 at 10:35 PM UTC

    #151
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Wrong, the tip came off up in his ass with the whole implement in his rectum.
    
    https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/HTS-Noob

    
    good thing hes into masochism and self-degradation
    
    any normal person who had such an internet-presence would have long ago taken the early-exit between stops from the crazy train that is life.
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12. 2018-03-21 at 11:09 PM UTC

    #152
    

    HTS highlight reel

    Originally posted by infinityshock good thing hes into masochism and self-degradation
    
    any normal person who had such an internet-presence would have long ago taken the early-exit between stops from the crazy train that is life.

    
    I'm not into masochism, humiliation, or being degraded. I don't get off on that stuff.
13. 2018-03-21 at 11:15 PM UTC

    #153
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by HTS I'm not into masochism, humiliation, or being degraded. I don't get off on that stuff.

    
    Yes you do. It’s why you love getting blacked
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14. 2018-03-21 at 11:19 PM UTC

    #154
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Wrong, the tip came off up in his ass with the whole implement in his rectum.

    
    I would have used the term, utensil, but OK.
15. 2018-03-21 at 11:20 PM UTC

    #155
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Come on guys, let's just agree that there was an implement, and there was a utensil. There's no need to duplicate entities unnecessarily.
16. 2018-03-21 at 11:21 PM UTC

    #156
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL I would have used the term, utensil, but OK.

    
    Improper use of commas, quoted
17. 2018-03-21 at 11:23 PM UTC

    #157
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    If you play the thing, that would then be considered an instrument.
18. 2018-03-21 at 11:23 PM UTC

    #158
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by -SpectraL If you play the thing, that would then be considered an instrument.

    
    I’ll implement an instrument right up your utensil, bitch
19. 2018-03-21 at 11:24 PM UTC

    #159
    

    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Fox Paws Improper use of commas, quoted

    
    References to unique and specific terms are treated like persons, places or things, and thus qualify for the commas. You can't fool me.
20. 2018-03-21 at 11:25 PM UTC

    #160
    

    Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]

    Originally posted by -SpectraL References to unique and specific terms are treated like persons, places or things, and thus qualify for the commas. You can't fool me.

    
    Lol, what preschool did you rob of their style book?