Hilarious Zoklet thread where loser doesn't realize he just raped a girl.

1. 2018-03-20 at 12:09 PM UTC

   #41
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Someone wheel out the old projector.
2. 2018-03-20 at 6:14 PM UTC

   #42
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fox Paws But your join date shows late 2012 and you thanked a post in OP’s linked thread in 2013.
   
   You’re not from totse??

   
   Nope. I remember lurking in 2011 to find information on whether or not you could eat spice (lol) I guess I didn't make an account for a while. Idk. My memory from that time is not so good.
3. 2018-03-20 at 6:15 PM UTC

   #43
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter I'm ugly IRL.
   
   I know this to be true because when I ask girls IRL if I'm ugly, they say, "you're not ugly!"
   
   If I actually wasn't ugly they'd say, "No, you're attractive!"

   
   You ask girls if you're ugly? My gott
4. 2018-03-20 at 6:25 PM UTC

   #44
   

   GasTheKikesRaceWarNow Houston [this unquestioningly unfrequented clast]
   Once §m£ÂgØL comes into a thread it becomes unreadable.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • The Self Taught Man
5. 2018-03-20 at 7:24 PM UTC

   #45
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Once, uh... Who are you again?
6. 2018-03-20 at 7:55 PM UTC

   #46
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   It's me.
7. 2018-03-20 at 9:34 PM UTC

   #47
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Speedy Parker Yes and he divulged overseas troop movements

   
   No he didn’t, he went awol
8. 2018-03-21 at 12:54 AM UTC

   #48
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by 杀死所有的白魔鬼 You ask girls if you're ugly? My gott

   
   Yeah I just go up to them randomly and ask.
   
   It's not like it fits the flow or conversation or anything.
   
   I'm just Mr Enter the one-dimensional, wacky, autistic retard! Asking random girls if I'm ugly! DURRRRRRRRRR
9. 2018-03-21 at 1:08 AM UTC

   #49
   

   infinityshock Black Hole

   Originally posted by -SpectraL

   
   david spade after an eating binge.
   
   or...david spade and that fat guy hes always in movies with whos name escapes me had a love child...
10. 2018-03-21 at 1:10 AM UTC

    #50
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist i'm a 9/10

    youre a handsome and well tanned individual faggot and i say your a hideous shitspatter with the dating potential less than that of a snowball in the pocket of a jedi getting slid into the oven
11. 2018-03-21 at 1:15 AM UTC

    #51
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    fucking lol
    
    

    Originally posted by -SpectraL

    
    
    
    
    
    
    
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12. 2018-03-21 at 1:15 AM UTC

    #52
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by infinityshock youre a handsome and well tanned individual faggot and i say your a hideous shitspatter with the dating potential less than that of a snowball in the pocket of a jedi getting slid into the oven

    
    yeah ok, whatever jedi.
    
    
    
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13. 2018-03-21 at 11:09 AM UTC

    #53
    

    Speedy Parker Black Hole

    Originally posted by 杀死所有的白魔鬼 Nope. I remember lurking in 2011 to find information on whether or not you could eat spice (lol) I guess I didn't make an account for a while. Idk. My memory from that time is not so good.

    
    Totse closed in 2009
14. 2018-03-21 at 1:11 PM UTC

    #54
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist fucking lol
    
    
    

    
    thats the one...
15. 2018-03-21 at 1:11 PM UTC

    #55
    

    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by niggercockhuffinghandsome and well tanned individualfaggotretardjedi yeah ok, whatever jedi

    i will jam a menorah up your asshole and wallow it around until your insides are doing an impression of strawberry yoghurt.
16. 2018-03-21 at 1:17 PM UTC

    #56
    

    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by infinityshock i will jam a menorah up your asshole and wallow it around until your insides are doing an impression of strawberry yoghurt.

    
    still saying jill, still not doing tho.
    
    
    
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