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Who is your "the one that got away"

  1. #21
    JZ_hammer Yung Blood
    You treasonous cunts should be dead like casper.
  2. #22
    Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
    In hindsight, none. Every single one who I thought had "gotten away" ended up either riding the cock carrousel somewhere, or having kids each one with a different dad, marrying some tool because she was approaching 30 and she wanted kids and a wedding asap, or being fake.

    I've also been in that situation where you're drunk and meet someone only to later find out beer goggles turn your dick into a starving dreamer or to don't remember a girl or not care about her later. Sometimes you'll somehow get a number or find her on facebook. All you remember is thinking "wow she's pretty, maybe this can turn into something serious" only to realize she's a basic bitch that likes to do shit like going to IHOP to pay like 40 dollars for eggs and pancakes and post aobut it on social media.
  3. #23
    JZ_hammer Yung Blood
    Originally posted by Vizier In hindsight, none. Every single one who I thought had "gotten away" ended up either riding the cock carrousel somewhere, or having kids each one with a different dad, marrying some tool because she was approaching 30 and she wanted kids and a wedding asap, or being fake.

    I've also been in that situation where you're drunk and meet someone only to later find out beer goggles turn your dick into a starving dreamer or to don't remember a girl or not care about her later. Sometimes you'll somehow get a number or find her on facebook. All you remember is thinking "wow she's pretty, maybe this can turn into something serious" only to realize she's a basic bitch that likes to do shit like going to IHOP to pay like 40 dollars for eggs and pancakes and post aobut it on social media.

    You're a symbol of fail and shame.
  4. #24
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Vizier In hindsight, none. Every single one who I thought had "gotten away" ended up either riding the cock carrousel somewhere, or having kids each one with a different dad, marrying some tool because she was approaching 30 and she wanted kids and a wedding asap, or being fake.

    I've also been in that situation where you're drunk and meet someone only to later find out beer goggles turn your dick into a starving dreamer or to don't remember a girl or not care about her later. Sometimes you'll somehow get a number or find her on facebook. All you remember is thinking "wow she's pretty, maybe this can turn into something serious" only to realize she's a basic bitch that likes to do shit like going to IHOP to pay like 40 dollars for eggs and pancakes and post aobut it on social media.

    Lol it cost nowhere near 40 bucks for eggs and pancakes at ihop. Probably like 7.99 lol
  5. #25
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Lol it cost nowhere near 40 bucks for eggs and pancakes at ihop. Probably like 7.99 lol

    well it would cost $39.95 if she got 3 kids as well.



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  6. #26
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by NARCassist well it would cost $39.95 if she got 3 kids as well.



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    True but what i think vizir was trying to get at is the breakfast cost way too much for what it was..
  7. #27
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by JZ_hammer You treasonous cunts should be dead like casper.

    Who r u
  8. #28
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby True but what i think vizir was trying to get at is the breakfast cost way too much for what it was..

    Which is still true
  9. #29
    Originally posted by JZ_hammer You treasonous cunts should be dead like casper.

    So speaking Russian = treason now?

    Someone needs to turn off the tv and go outside for a while
  10. #30
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i caught a 170lb shark once ...but alas it got away.



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  11. #31
    Originally posted by NARCassist i caught a 170lb shark once …but alas it got away.



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    What was her name.
  12. #32
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Something Squirrel What was her name.

    lucy



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  13. #33
    posting in a beta male thread
  14. #34
    GS Yung Blood
    Originally posted by BRiCK Красавчик, пацан!

    Родом из Хабаровска, а точнее, из Тополево (крохотное село). Живу в США, в Сиэтле.

    А сам, если не секрет, откуда?

    Hey Zok, I went to the field office yesterday (FBI) San Francisco 450 Golden Gate to talk about you and totse.


    I spoke with an agent (I don't know his name, he looked young. Probably only in a few years. Is Suzy apart of the FBI as well?)

    anyways, they don't let walk-ins anymore. I like walking in there. or used to. But you need to call first and then pretty soon a special ID called a real ID.

    So you were a G12 level employee. You worked there 8 years and you were arrested with Hansen and left for Russia?

    did you have anything to do with Trumps alleged Russian Collusion? more "Things that make you go Hmmmm"
  15. #35
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by greenplastic posting in a beta male thread

    Pretty much. Op's witty banter was incredibly mucho cringe.
  16. #36
    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man Красавчик, пацан!

    Родом из Хабаровска, а точнее, из Тополево (крохотное село). Живу в США, в Сиэтле.

    А сам, если не секрет, откуда?

    круто, я родился в владивостоке но живу в лондоне уже 15 лет. как все там в сиэтле? дождливый?
  17. #37
    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Pretty much. Op's witty banter was incredibly mucho cringe.

    Post invalid due to STDs and meth
  18. #38
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Daily Post invalid due to STDs and meth

    Post invalid due to talking out of asshole
  19. #39
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    kitty, the hooker chick from last year. i know to you guys she was just some random slut, but she weren't like that at all.



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  20. #40
    WE SMOOTH African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Vizier In hindsight, none. Every single one who I thought had "gotten away" ended up either riding the cock carrousel somewhere, or having kids each one with a different dad, marrying some tool because she was approaching 30 and she wanted kids and a wedding asap, or being fake.

    I've also been in that situation where you're drunk and meet someone only to later find out beer goggles turn your dick into a starving dreamer or to don't remember a girl or not care about her later. Sometimes you'll somehow get a number or find her on facebook. All you remember is thinking "wow she's pretty, maybe this can turn into something serious" only to realize she's a basic bitch that likes to do shit like going to IHOP to pay like 40 dollars for eggs and pancakes and post aobut it on social media.

    This post was chill until the tone changed and now all I can picture is you in a leather jacket under the street lights waiting on love
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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