im gonna go to a prostitute tomorrow

1. 2018-03-19 at 3:28 PM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   i told myself id only go when im buff so they dont have to go thru the pain of having to fuck an ugly guy, but fuck it lol im horny
2. 2018-03-19 at 3:36 PM UTC

   #2
   RestStop Space Nigga
   girl you mean? Or no?
3. 2018-03-19 at 3:40 PM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by RestStop girl you mean? Or no?

   
   no i meant guy, read the sentence again, im referring to myself
   
   but yeh im fucking a female prostitute. its gonna be good hopefully.
4. 2018-03-19 at 3:41 PM UTC

   #4
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   ill psyche myself up with porn first
5. 2018-03-19 at 3:42 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Hi Enter.
   
   I have a friend back at home, in some shithole country in the middle east. It is heavily populated by people form post Soviet Union.
   
   The friend in question does steroids and holds second place for wrestling in his age and weight group. He throws niggers head first on the concrete when they chimp out. He worked as a bouncer at a night club for some time.
   
   ANyway, one day he decided to get drunk with some friends, when they decided to go to a brothel. Prostitution is legal in this country.
   
   They picked a whore, and the whore said "two russians at the same time? this is gonna be fucked". They proceeded to fuck her cunt and mouth simultaneously in doggy style. This is when my buddy starts singing an old RUssian patriotic song, and his friends join. The whore started laughing loudly with dick in her mouth.
   
   Fin.
6. 2018-03-19 at 3:43 PM UTC

   #6
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   cool, i cant wait to fuck one
   
   it's legal here too
7. 2018-03-19 at 3:43 PM UTC

   #7
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Are you gonna get drunk with patriotism first?
8. 2018-03-19 at 3:45 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by BRiCK Are you gonna get drunk with patriotism first?

   
   im drunk right now!
9. 2018-03-19 at 3:45 PM UTC

   #9
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   DOes your drunken patriotism make you wanna go curb stomp some emus?
10. 2018-03-19 at 3:47 PM UTC

    #10
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by BRiCK DOes your drunken patriotism make you wanna go curb stomp some emus?

    
    no i dont like hurting animals
11. 2018-03-19 at 5:22 PM UTC

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    GasTheKikesRaceWarNow Houston [this unquestioningly unfrequented clast]
    Tomorrow OP is going to be arrested in a kangaroo enclosure.
12. 2018-03-19 at 5:42 PM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You should put strange things in her asshole like a cup.
13. 2018-03-20 at 12:41 AM UTC

    #13
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Ah shit I forgot about this, but I don't have time today and I'm really really hungover. But I will soon, maybe next week.
14. 2018-03-20 at 12:44 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Something Squirrel You should put strange things in her asshole like a cup.

    
    that's innovative
15. 2018-03-20 at 12:45 AM UTC

    #15
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    ted bundy would cram things up their vaginas
16. 2018-03-20 at 12:59 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by Enter ted bundy would cram things up their vaginas

    
    there is a beauty supply store named 'bundy' that sells clairol hair spray.
17. 2018-03-20 at 1:47 AM UTC

    #17
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by GasTheKikesRaceWarNow Tomorrow OP is going to be arrested in a kangaroo enclosure.

    
    And the case will go to kangaroo court!
18. 2018-03-20 at 1:48 AM UTC

    #18
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Fox Paws And the case will go to kangaroo court!

    
    
19. 2018-03-20 at 4:08 AM UTC

    #19
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by infinityshock there is a beauty supply store named 'bundy' that sells clairol hair spray.

    
    Pffffff
20. 2018-03-20 at 4:17 AM UTC

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    Psyclonic Yung Blood
    Fuck some girl you know, hookers are ugly usually.