I bet none of you have achieved what I have

1. 2018-03-19 at 5:52 PM UTC

   #21
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I'm almost debating writing a short guide on how to move shit. Its really common sense and easy but I've seen people in my neighborhood move like stupid niggers so apparently not everyone gets it.
2. 2018-03-19 at 5:52 PM UTC

   #22
   

   HTS highlight reel

   Originally posted by BRiCK whats your plan for moving all your stuff?

   
   Pay someone else to do it.
3. 2018-03-19 at 5:54 PM UTC

   #23
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by HTS Pay someone else to do it.

   
   typical of faggots. do the movers a favor and be a typic faggot, pls, for all of us.
   
   typical faggots keep the house super clean, they arrange everything about the move well ahead of time (reserve elevators, reserve a place to park, even if this means getting a permit from city to put "no parking" signs for a specific time if you live downtown, or reserve the loading dock if you're in a fancy building). Pack your shit properly, don't care if anything gets dinged, and above all, give them a nice tip.
   
   Oh and I hope you scheduled your move for first thing in the morning.
4. 2018-03-19 at 5:56 PM UTC

   #24
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   YOu can move for free if anyone you know has a box truck. If not, uhauls are cheap. I moved with my fiance, it was cheap and easy. From a 2 bedroom to another 2 bedroom.
   
   I hope you get foreign movers who will laugh and talk about you being a faggot in a different language. This is how we operate.
5. 2018-03-19 at 5:57 PM UTC

   #25
   

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   Originally posted by BRiCK typical of faggots. do the movers a favor and be a typic faggot, pls, for all of us.
   
   typical faggots keep the house super clean, they arrange everything about the move well ahead of time (reserve elevators, reserve a place to park, even if this means getting a permit from city to put "no parking" signs for a specific time if you live downtown, or reserve the loading dock if you're in a fancy building). Pack your shit properly, don't care if anything gets dinged, and above all, give them a nice tip.
   
   Oh and I hope you scheduled your move for first thing in the morning.

   
   All of the above, yes. I'm not a faggot though.
6. 2018-03-19 at 5:58 PM UTC

   #26
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Thank you for being a neat typical faggot.
   
   The only time we moved a messy faggot, I was pissed. Messy faggots are the worst.
7. 2018-03-19 at 6:04 PM UTC

   #27
   

   Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
   Where are all the old posters at?
   
   Unless you've all changed your usernames.
8. 2018-03-19 at 6:06 PM UTC

   #28
   

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   Originally posted by Instigator Where are all the old posters at?
   
   Unless you've all changed your usernames.

   
   H-hey, I've been around for like 12 years.
9. 2018-03-19 at 6:06 PM UTC

   #29
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Almost everyone changed their usernames.
10. 2018-03-19 at 6:19 PM UTC

    #30
    

    benny vader YELLOW GHOST

    Originally posted by BRiCK I'm almost debating writing a short guide on how to move shit. Its really common sense and easy but I've seen people in my neighborhood move like stupid niggers so apparently not everyone gets it.

    
    please dont upset the evolutionary process.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

    • The Self Taught Man
11. 2018-03-19 at 6:25 PM UTC

    #31
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    You're right, this helps keep me employed.
12. 2018-03-19 at 6:36 PM UTC

    #32
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Mine all got banned.
13. 2018-03-19 at 7:47 PM UTC

    #33
    

    Number13 African Astronaut [dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]

    Originally posted by BRiCK I drive a 28ft box truck to stupid lazy people with too much money. I then proceed to make them sign a paper saying that all their stuff is mine now, and that it will technically remain mine until all debts are paid. Then I, along with other Russians, proceed to load, transport, and unload all their shit. I'm the main Russian tho so anything I say goes, so if I don't wanna lift something i just FORCE the other guys to do it for me . I decide peoples faiths.
    
    If a new guy comes around and is looking skinny, he gets to move all the big heavy shit with me. I may or may not purposely bump the new guy into corners and walls depending on how much I like or dislike them.
    
    "but BRiCK, its not okay to ding up customers walls for some cruel joke!" LOOK HERE LADY, I am NOT responsible for infrastructure. All I care about is the furniture.

    
    Post pics of babushka
14. 2018-03-19 at 7:55 PM UTC

    #34
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    Sounds like your life fucking sucks OP
15. 2018-03-19 at 8:03 PM UTC

    #35
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by Number13 Post pics of babushka

    
    I don't have any. She passed away a long time ago and the photos got lost somewhere during migration all over the world.
    
    Nigger I'm from Russia, not from Moscow.
16. 2018-03-19 at 8:46 PM UTC

    #36
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole

    Originally posted by BRiCK how many scratches and dinged walls are you going for?

    
    All of them.