2018-03-19 at 4:32 PM UTC
Instigator
Naturally Camouflaged
[the staring tame crusher]
On the 6th of April it'll be the year anniversary I got out of jail.
Even got myself a job serving coffees in the year I've been out
What are you doing with your life?
2018-03-19 at 4:52 PM UTC
Originally posted by Instigator
On the 6th of April it'll be the year anniversary I got out of jail.
Even got myself a job serving coffees in the year I've been out
What are you doing with your life?
im also serving coffee.
but becos i did not went to jail, and had instead use the time you spent in jail to work my way up the ladder ....
i now manages people who serve and make them coffees.
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2018-03-19 at 4:56 PM UTC
I drive a 28ft box truck to stupid lazy people with too much money. I then proceed to make them sign a paper saying that all their stuff is mine now, and that it will technically remain mine until all debts are paid. Then I, along with other Russians, proceed to load, transport, and unload all their shit. I'm the main Russian tho so anything I say goes, so if I don't wanna lift something i just FORCE the other guys to do it for me . I decide peoples faiths.
If a new guy comes around and is looking skinny, he gets to move all the big heavy shit with me. I may or may not purposely bump the new guy into corners and walls depending on how much I like or dislike them.
"but BRiCK, its not okay to ding up customers walls for some cruel joke!" LOOK HERE LADY, I am NOT responsible for infrastructure. All I care about is the furniture.
2018-03-19 at 5:01 PM UTC
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Naturally Camouflaged
[the staring tame crusher]
Originally posted by BRiCK
I drive a 28ft box truck to stupid lazy people with too much money. I then proceed to make them sign a paper saying that all their stuff is mine now, and that it will technically remain mine until all debts are paid. Then I, along with other Russians, proceed to load, transport, and unload all their shit. I'm the main Russian tho so anything I say goes, so if I don't wanna lift something i just FORCE the other guys to do it for me . I decide peoples faiths.
If a new guy comes around and is looking skinny, he gets to move all the big heavy shit with me. I may or may not purposely bump the new guy into corners and walls depending on how much I like or dislike them.
"but BRiCK, its not okay to ding up customers walls for some cruel joke!" LOOK HERE LADY, I am NOT responsible for infrastructure. All I care about is the furniture.
I use your mother as a piece of furniture.
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2018-03-19 at 5:07 PM UTC
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Naturally Camouflaged
[the staring tame crusher]
Your mother likes the slightest hit.
2018-03-19 at 5:08 PM UTC
Your mother likes to get demolished.
edit: in her asshole
2018-03-19 at 5:29 PM UTC
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Naturally Camouflaged
[the staring tame crusher]
Your sisters called fred.
2018-03-19 at 5:38 PM UTC
Got a boyfriend I love tons and moving to a new apartment together in a hipstery neighborhood as of tomorrow. That's pretty much my life goals accomplished. 🙃
2018-03-19 at 5:51 PM UTC
whats your plan for moving all your stuff?
2018-03-19 at 5:51 PM UTC
lol your idea of success is literally my plan for what i'm going to do in the worst case scenario that i fail at everything
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