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  1. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Zanick I've always wanted to get into a street brawl with my drunk friends. How drunk were you? What did you fight over? How many people got hurt? Were there police?

    Not quite hammered enough to not know my head from my ass but up there. And about 8 people were there and everyone got fucking hurt, lol. I got thrown through a window, got a pretty bad cut on my arm. My buddy got a brick thrown at his skull, he was bleeding pretty bad, and we smashed a couple of beer bottles over the other guys' heads. They bled too, haha, there was this one guy at soem point who came up to me acting all tough with his arms spread like: U FUCKING WOT M8!? So i punched him in the eyeball as he was approaching me. Then someone yelled; COPS! And we all just ran out of there, lmao.

    The best part was when we got back to the party that we were having at a friend's house all the girls were like OMG ARE YOU GUYS OK!? And they were all over us after that. Definitely the best part now that i think of it.
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  2. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Also we literally fought over nothing, the other group of guys were just out for a stroll while drunk as well, so we exchanged some insults for the lulz, and then we fought. Battle Royale style.
  3. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by Sophie Not quite hammered enough to not know my head from my ass but up there. And about 8 people were there and everyone got fucking hurt, lol. I got thrown through a window, got a pretty bad cut on my arm. My buddy got a brick thrown at his skull, he was bleeding pretty bad, and we smashed a couple of beer bottles over the other guys' heads. They bled too, haha, there was this one guy at soem point who came up to me acting all tough with his arms spread like: U FUCKING WOT M8!? So i punched him in the eyeball as he was approaching me. Then someone yelled; COPS! And we all just ran out of there, lmao.

    The best part was when we got back to the party that we were having at a friend's house all the girls were like OMG ARE YOU GUYS OK!? And they were all over us after that. Definitely the best part now that i think of it.

    That's spectacular. Next time I'm out with the guys I'll look for an opportunity to incite something just like it.

    The closest I've come to a brawl like that was mosh pits, back when there was a good punk scene in my area.
  4. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    went to a few chelsea games when i was a nipper that kicked right off, lol.



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  5. Just mean mugged.
  6. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by Sophie Not quite hammered enough to not know my head from my ass but up there. And about 8 people were there and everyone got fucking hurt, lol. I got thrown through a window, got a pretty bad cut on my arm. My buddy got a brick thrown at his skull, he was bleeding pretty bad, and we smashed a couple of beer bottles over the other guys' heads. They bled too, haha, there was this one guy at soem point who came up to me acting all tough with his arms spread like: U FUCKING WOT M8!? So i punched him in the eyeball as he was approaching me. Then someone yelled; COPS! And we all just ran out of there, lmao.

    The best part was when we got back to the party that we were having at a friend's house all the girls were like OMG ARE YOU GUYS OK!? And they were all over us after that. Definitely the best part now that i think of it.

    it always amaze me that when things like this happens and none got killed.

    amazing.
  7. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by benny vader it always amaze me that when things like this happens and none got killed.

    amazing.

    well if that isn't something a beta faggot would say then i don't know what is.



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  8. hydromorphone victim of incest [insincerely conduce my paisley]
    Originally posted by NARCassist went to a few chelsea games when i was a nipper that kicked right off, lol.



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    I never got into soccer but goddamn... I admire the zeal of crowd in your neck of the woods. Shit, that's more entertaining than the fucking sport being played.
  9. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    yeah for real, chelsea headhunters used to go fucking hardcore in the day.





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  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by NARCassist yeah for real, chelsea headhunters used to go fucking hardcore in the day.





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    Lol@ riding horses into the idiots
  11. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by NARCassist well if that isn't something a beta faggot would say then i don't know what is.

    ive never denied my betadom.


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  12. What kind of 'fan' shows appreciation for the game by flooding onto the fucking field and disrupting everything and destroying shit? That place needs an electric fence.
  13. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man What kind of 'fan' shows appreciation for the game by flooding onto the fucking field and disrupting everything and destroying shit? That place needs an electric fence.

    its all good fun tho, you fucking faggot.



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  14. Don't get into drunken fights. Just don't.
  15. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    Sounds like a Banking security backup question for a pin number
  16. Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Originally posted by Jeremus Don't get into drunken fights. Just don't.

    This. I've only been in a drunken fight twice, but I got fucked up both times

    Those dreams of feeling like you're punching underwater still haunt me
  17. BeigeWarlock African Astronaut
    I've been jumped in Oakland a few times. East Oakland. why was I even there in the 1980s? Yes, Why. the train stops there.
  18. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by BeigeWarlock I've been jumped in Oakland a few times. East Oakland. why was I even there in the 1980s? Yes, Why. the train stops there.

    did they managed to catch your rapists ???

    i mean attackers ???
  19. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Daily This. I've only been in a drunken fight twice, but I got fucked up both times

    Those dreams of feeling like you're punching underwater still haunt me

    you're yid army int ya?



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  20. Originally posted by Daily This. I've only been in a drunken fight twice, but I got fucked up both times

    Those dreams of feeling like you're punching underwater still haunt me

    It's just always so retarded. Sober fights are short, sweet and reasonable. Drunk fights are long, retarded and go to the ground, then you end up on World Star.

    And yeah, that underwater feeling, if I'm drunk, I generally feel like I have lead weights strapped to my limbs, but which don't translate into heavy punches. Every time I've gotten into a drunk fight, my strategy has been to do an autistic bullrush and pummel the ribs with the hardest hooks I can muster, and keep my head close to them.
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