I'm gonna freeze a bottle of my clean piss...just in case

1. 2016-05-26 at 2:49 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Why the hell not?
2. 2016-05-26 at 3:53 AM UTC

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   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   Freeze it into a peecicle and stab your mom with it.
3. 2016-05-26 at 5:35 AM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   do it just incase thousands of years from now archaeologists find your preserved bottles of piss and wonder why
4. 2016-05-26 at 1:20 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   It has to be at the optimal temperature or it dies.
5. 2016-05-26 at 9:17 PM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I need it to make phosphorus to cook meth with. Gimme yo pee pee
6. 2016-05-26 at 9:35 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle

   It has to be at the optimal temperature or it dies.

   
   R.I.Pee
7. 2016-05-26 at 9:38 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Dang mini fridge freezer... the piss wasn't entirely frozen. I'll have to get a pack of some of them mini water bottles, piss in a few of those...
8. 2016-05-26 at 10:55 PM UTC

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   infinityshock Black Hole
   why in the name of the great pumpkin would you want to freeze your piss?
9. 2016-05-26 at 11:01 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   For future clean urine samples, of course. Problem there is, you can't store it forever, even in the fridge, and at a certain point, they will be able to detect the sample is unusable for testing.
10. 2016-05-27 at 2:08 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    For future clean urine samples, of course. Problem there is, you can't store it forever, even in the fridge, and at a certain point, they will be able to detect the sample is unusable for testing.

    
    depending on the motivation of the testing situation:
    
    1- temperature within a fraction of a degree off of human body temp is detectable
    
    2- metabolites present in piss 'die' as soon as the temperature drops to such a low temperature, which is detectable
    
    TLDR: bad idea...wont work
    
11. 2016-05-27 at 2:19 AM UTC

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    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Just keep it at room temp. Put it in the corner of a closet if you're worried about having to look at it or whatever.
12. 2016-05-27 at 2:29 AM UTC

    #12
    The Self Taught Man Black Hole
    I've done my google research, that would be an epic fail lol, you gotta freeze it.
13. 2016-05-28 at 2:14 AM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Even at room temperature, the piss will only live so long.