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Stephen Hawking has died

  1. Nil African Astronaut [the overexcited four-footed chanar]
    I wonder if he ever attempted a wheelie in his chair.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jeremus He wouldn't be retarded in the afterlife. His soul would be whole.

    Your soul is retarded
  3. Originally posted by Fox Paws Let me ask you a question.

    If you get married at an early age and your spouse dies and then years later you remarry and spend the rest of your life together until you both die, which spouse gets to be with you in heaven?

    What kind of beta bottom bitch prison wife question is that? Both of them. If they complain, you give them the pimp hand. Simple. Hit the bitch. She will obey. Even in heaven this is a law of nature, fundamental to the very question of existence and the divine.
  4. Originally posted by Enema Bandit Do wheelchairs go to Heaven?



    Originally posted by Nil I wonder if he ever attempted a wheelie in his chair.

    A WEAPON TO SURPASS METAL GEAR?

  5. im basically as smart as stephen hawking and not disabled. hope he rots in his fucking grave
  6. How a Stephen Hawking in heaven nigga live
  7. Originally posted by lempoid loompus im basically as smart as stephen hawking and not disabled. hope he rots in his fucking grave

    Where's ur million dollar mansion bich
  8. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by lempoid loompus im basically as smart as stephen hawking and not disabled. hope he rots in his fucking grave

    That's what a corpse does in the grave regardless of your hopes. Smart people know that.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  9. Originally posted by Nil I wonder if he ever attempted a wheelie in his chair.

    Stephen Hawking be cruising through Afterlife Boulevard like:

  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker That's what a corpse does in the grave regardless of you hopes. Smart people know that.



    Originally posted by Jeremus Stephen Hawking be cruising through Afterlife Boulevard like:


    You are never even remotely amusing
  11. Originally posted by Jeremus Where's ur million dollar mansion bich

    out of every genius who gets famous, imagine how many thousands of them never attain any recognition due to their own circumstances and disposition. if everyone as smart as stephen hawking had the same degree of recognition, how much more developed would our society currently be?
  12. Originally posted by lempoid loompus out of every genius who gets famous, imagine how many thousands of them never attain any recognition due to their own circumstances and disposition. if everyone as smart as stephen hawking had the same degree of recognition, how much more developed would our society currently be?

    i.e. you are not as smart as Stephen Hawking, who had the power (except for his retardation) to do what you do now, but without any restriction of money or control over his own house and environment, and in a swanky ass mansion with a hot scientist babe wife sucking his science cock every day on silk sheets and magnificent, unblemished wallpaper that's thick and textured with a tasteful golden and red pattern.

    Meanwhile you literally rot in your mother's damp basement.

    Sick intellect bro.
  13. any woman who sucks a man in a wheelchair's dick is 100% using him

    there's a million articles on pubmed and ncbi that go more in depth with their own topics of interest than stephen hawking ever has. believe it or not, quantum physics is not necessarily the apex topic to master in. its an unusual and important interest, but all it is is an interest. i design intelligence tests that a few hundred people usually take, and probably more once the mobile app for the site gets released. the difference between psychometric statistics and quantum physics is that quantum physics is the mainstream catch-all term for "wow thats really profound man", when if you think about it, creating basal components that assess intelligence is similar to a quantum realm but in a cognitive/metaphysical context. that specific interest is too niche to appeal to the public, and my other interests like neuroscience or psychiatry/pharmacology would require an unnecessary 8 year degree to be able to make any ripple at all in the field, no matter how innovative and relevant the person's ideas are. you are simplifying the circumstances to "hes successful and ur not and becuz hes successful he's mor smart"
  14. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by Jeremus Where's ur million dollar mansion bich

    Where's yours?
  15. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Where's yours?

    Which one?
  16. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by lempoid loompus any woman who sucks a man in a wheelchair's dick is 100% using him

    there's a million articles on pubmed and ncbi that go more in depth with their own topics of interest than stephen hawking ever has. believe it or not, quantum physics is not necessarily the apex topic to master in. its an unusual and important interest, but all it is is an interest. i design intelligence tests that a few hundred people usually take, and probably more once the mobile app for the site gets released. the difference between psychometric statistics and quantum physics is that quantum physics is the mainstream catch-all term for "wow thats really profound man", when if you think about it, creating basal components that assess intelligence is similar to a quantum realm but in a cognitive/metaphysical context. that specific interest is too niche to appeal to the public, and my other interests like neuroscience or psychiatry/pharmacology would require an unnecessary 8 year degree to be able to make any ripple at all in the field, no matter how innovative and relevant the person's ideas are. you are simplifying the circumstances to "hes successful and ur not and becuz hes successful he's mor smart"

    So basically you can't 'do' college or a real career, for that matter, and you'd rather spend your time designing academically worthless internet tests for idiots while deluding yourself into the belief that accomplished intellectuals are within your reach.
  17. well the tests get validated with statistical analysis. not everything is a 5 question facebook test. im in college and will use the degree for employment opportunities.
  18. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by lempoid loompus well the tests get validated with statistical analysis. not everything is a 5 question facebook test. im in college and will use the degree for employment opportunities.

    Really? What are you majoring in, psychology?
  19. no. im majoring in bullshit i.e. liberal arts because school is probably the least efficient way to learn something and i follow the beat of my own drum researching current topics that interest me. there is nothing to be gained from college that i want to learn that i could not learn on my own. i have a fairly sophisticated understanding of psychometrics, neuroscience, psychology, and psychopharmacology. if i went to school for these things i would be bored and unchallenged/caught up in unnecessary rote memorization of knowledge irrelevant to my specializations
  20. Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
    Originally posted by lempoid loompus no. im majoring in bullshit i.e. liberal arts because school is probably the least efficient way to learn something and i follow the beat of my own drum researching current topics that interest me. there is nothing to be gained from college that i want to learn that i could not learn on my own. i have a fairly sophisticated understanding of psychometrics, neuroscience, psychology, and psychopharmacology. if i went to school for these things i would be bored and unchallenged/caught up in unnecessary rote memorization of knowledge irrelevant to my specializations

    Okay, school is for idiots. So you graduate with a liberal arts degree, what will you do then?
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