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2018-03-16 at 4:44 PM UTC
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2018-03-16 at 4:46 PM UTC
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2018-03-16 at 4:47 PM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-16 at 4:47 PM UTCmy friend took acid and got blacked out drunk one night and woke up in a bush with a bite from one of those things, lol
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2018-03-16 at 7:18 PM UTCI have a hardcore schizophrenic aunt who nobody talks to after she tried to burn her husband and kids alive in the house. She used to be a normal person its crazy. Now she just talks shit on Facebook and apparently lives in an apartment that smells strongly of feces. One time she kidnapped the kids and took them to California and it was a whole legal thing. Also, her brother raped and killed a prostitute on Christmas eve, which was pretty fucked.
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2018-03-16 at 8:20 PM UTCMy older brother is basically treated like an insane person by everyone in my immediate family, and he sort of is. He's the kind of person who has no concept of minding his own business, but doubly worse, not only can he not mind his own business but he's also incompetent at getting into other people's shit, and completely in denial of it. 99% of the arguments he starts are the direct result of him not knowing what the fuck is going on but him jumping to a poorly I formed conclusion.
Whenever my family meets up, I'm the only one who doesn't just sort of "let him be and ignore him" when he's on his bullshit. I'll try to tolerate it as far as possible because I honestly just don't give a fuck about him any more, I don't want to bother, I don't care about mending our relationship or anything because that isn't possible. I don't care. Don't talk to me. But that's the thing, he can't even recognize that I don't want to interact with him and back off. He'll keep trying to get into my shit until I get pissed off. I am a very patient and calm person but that's not because I don't have any anger, it's because I am very good at controlling my rage. But my rage is thunderous when I am pushed to it. Last time I legit almost strangled him, I would have if my dad didn't physically shield him, there is no physical match for me in my family, I would overwhelm either with force and not break a sweat, I just respect my dad too much to shove him out of the way and fucking murder my brother. -
2018-03-16 at 8:29 PM UTCI'm the green sheep of the family. No idea how I got this way.
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2018-03-17 at 12:25 AM UTC
Originally posted by Juicebox I used to think I was the black sheep of the family
I was into meth, metal music, had/have anger problems, wanted a snake as a pet, was always drawn to criminal activity, clearly mentally ill, etc in a family of religious fanatics.
Recently I found out my grandma was into meth when she was younger, my grandpa always wanted a snake but wasn't allowed to have one, my dad had anger problems, my mother appears to have serious mental issues, my uncle robbed banks, and we're all SUPPOSEDLY distantly related to Jesse James. The metal music was probably due to anger and shitty childhood.
I guess my sister is the black sheep, she's the only one in the family that even approaches normal
Also, I was a devil worshiper when I was younger
but I recently found out that there's a whole side of my family that's into that shit -
2018-03-17 at 12:27 AM UTCI mean now that I think about it, I'm kind of a black sheep too. Atheist faggot in a Pakistani family. Huh.
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2018-03-17 at 12:36 AM UTC
Originally posted by Jeremus I mean now that I think about it, I'm kind of a black sheep too. Atheist faggot in a Pakistani family. Huh.
Shut up boy. We don't let the enemy talk on this site. stay in your goat fucking nation and stop coming over to the USA looking to take up all the cab jobs and stink them up.
with your diaper filled, smelling ethnic food. -
2018-03-17 at 12:37 AM UTCi like this^ guy
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2018-03-17 at 12:38 AM UTC
Originally posted by wyte_privs Shut up boy. We don't let the enemy talk on this site. stay in your goat fucking nation and stop coming over to the USA looking to take up all the cab jobs and stink them up.
with your diaper filled, smelling ethnic food.
What are you talking about? -SpectraL, infaggityfuck, Bill Krozby, and Speedy Idiot are all represented in this thread. -
2018-03-17 at 12:39 AM UTC
Originally posted by wyte_privs Shut up boy. We don't let the enemy talk on this site. stay in your goat fucking nation and stop coming over to the USA looking to take up all the cab jobs and stink them up.
with your diaper filled, smelling ethnic food.
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Originally posted by NARCassist i like this^ guy
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2018-03-17 at 2:02 AM UTCThat would be me.
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2018-03-17 at 2:47 AM UTC
Originally posted by Jeremus My older brother is basically treated like an insane person by everyone in my immediate family, and he sort of is. He's the kind of person who has no concept of minding his own business, but doubly worse, not only can he not mind his own business but he's also incompetent at getting into other people's shit, and completely in denial of it. 99% of the arguments he starts are the direct result of him not knowing what the fuck is going on but him jumping to a poorly I formed conclusion.
Whenever my family meets up, I'm the only one who doesn't just sort of "let him be and ignore him" when he's on his bullshit. I'll try to tolerate it as far as possible because I honestly just don't give a fuck about him any more, I don't want to bother, I don't care about mending our relationship or anything because that isn't possible. I don't care. Don't talk to me. But that's the thing, he can't even recognize that I don't want to interact with him and back off. He'll keep trying to get into my shit until I get pissed off. I am a very patient and calm person but that's not because I don't have any anger, it's because I am very good at controlling my rage. But my rage is thunderous when I am pushed to it. Last time I legit almost strangled him, I would have if my dad didn't physically shield him, there is no physical match for me in my family, I would overwhelm either with force and not break a sweat, I just respect my dad too much to shove him out of the way and fucking murder my brother.
you should ass rape him more often to establish who's where on the pecking...poking...order.
make it like that movie 'twilight zone ' where the whole family is scared of offending you at risk of getting keistered. -
2018-03-17 at 8:34 PM UTC
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2018-03-19 at 12:23 AM UTC
Originally posted by Juicebox I used to think I was the black sheep of the family
I was into meth, metal music, had/have anger problems, wanted a snake as a pet, was always drawn to criminal activity, clearly mentally ill, etc in a family of religious fanatics.
Recently I found out my grandma was into meth when she was younger, my grandpa always wanted a snake but wasn't allowed to have one, my dad had anger problems, my mother appears to have serious mental issues, my uncle robbed banks, and we're all SUPPOSEDLY distantly related to Jesse James. The metal music was probably due to anger and shitty childhood.
I guess my sister is the black sheep, she's the only one in the family that even approaches normal
Originally posted by Juicebox Also, I was a devil worshiper when I was younger
but I recently found out that there's a whole side of my family that's into that shit
WHAT THE FUCK
Just found out incestuous urges run in the family too! And suicidal ideation and behavior!
IT'S ALL COMING TOGETHER NOW!
FOR TWENTY THREE FUCKING YEARS NOW THESE MOTHERFUCKERS HAVE BEEN TREATING ME LIKE I'M SOME SORT OF FUCK UP AND THEY'RE ALL THESE FUCKING SAINTS THAT HAVE DONE NO WRONG WHEN EVERYTHING FUCKED UP I'VE EVER DONE OR THOUGHT ABOUT DOING HAS RAN IN THE FAMILY!!!
WHAT THE FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKERS?! -
2018-03-19 at 12:23 AM UTCAlso motorcycles. Apparently almost all the males in the family have had one at one point. We've had a couple get killed on them.
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2018-03-19 at 12:27 AM UTCdont reproduce
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2018-03-19 at 12:45 AM UTC
