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  1. #41
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

    She wasn't wearing her seatbelt.

    i made that joke up and told it on zoklet but it was about paul walker. the joke being that paul walker was thrown through the window to the other side of the road. princess diana never left the vehicle. not until the paramedics got her out anyway.

    sorry, did i just ruin your joke?



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  2. #42
    Originally posted by NARCassist i made that joke up and told it on zoklet but it was about paul walker. the joke being that paul walker was thrown through the window to the other side of the road. princess diana never left the vehicle. not until the paramedics got her out anyway.

    sorry, did i just ruin your joke?



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    The Paul Walker one I hear most is "I added Paul Walker on Xbox Live but he spends all his time on the dashboard"
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  3. #43
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix The Paul Walker one I hear most is "I added Paul Walker on Xbox Live but he spends all his time on the dashboard"

    i don't get it



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  4. #44
    Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]
    Two homeless guys begin hitting each other with their cardboard boxes, and a third one joins them with his own cardboard and yells "pillow fight!"
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  5. #45
    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix The Paul Walker one I hear most is "I added Paul Walker on Xbox Live but he spends all his time on the dashboard"
    This is gold
  6. #46
    KNOCK KNOCK
  7. #47
    Originally posted by 杀死所有的白魔鬼 KNOCK KNOCK
    Who dere?
  8. #48
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by 杀死所有的白魔鬼 KNOCK KNOCK

    its open



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  9. #49
    Originally posted by NARCassist i don't get it

    The Xbox dashboard is the main screen that you're on when you aren't actively in a game.
  10. #50
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by WhiskeyPhoenix The Xbox dashboard is the main screen that you're on when you aren't actively in a game.

    lol



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  11. #51
    blackbird Tuskegee Airman
    What kind of punch can kill 6 adults and 20 children?

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  12. #52
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    what do you get when you cut a baby with a straight-razor?


    an erection.
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  13. #53
    What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorenna Bobbit?

    "You gonna eat that?"
  14. #54
    You know what broccoli and anal sex have in common? No matter how much butter you use, kids still don't like it.
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  15. #55
    You know the difference between a priest and acne?

    Acne waits until you're 13 to come on your face.
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  16. #56
    Originally posted by Vizier Two homeless guys begin hitting each other with their cardboard boxes, and a third one joins them with his own cardboard and yells "pillow fight!"

    This one I actually read out loud to my friends last night while we were wasted. xD
  17. #57
    Originally posted by aldra what do you get when you cut a baby with a straight-razor?


    an erection.

    I don't get it. But something tells me maybe that's a good thing?
  18. #58
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by MAL I don't get it. But something tells me maybe that's a good thing?

    well the sick fuck is saying that chopping up babies turns him on. he did it on tinychat once but i couldn't watch it. i was cumming so hard my glasses fell off.



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  19. #59
    Originally posted by AngryOnion A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mom and says, “Look, Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look, Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the kid back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes, and I already hate you, black people!”

    >black woman cooking



    >black father being present

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  20. #60
    What's do you get when you mix a Chinese fetus and an abortion? Euthanasia
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