2018-03-04 at 8:13 PM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist
i made that joke up and told it on zoklet but it was about paul walker. the joke being that paul walker was thrown through the window to the other side of the road. princess diana never left the vehicle. not until the paramedics got her out anyway.
sorry, did i just ruin your joke?
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The Paul Walker one I hear most is "I added Paul Walker on Xbox Live but he spends all his time on the dashboard"
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2018-03-04 at 8:19 PM UTC
Vizier
Tuskegee Airman
[spic of the devil]
Two homeless guys begin hitting each other with their cardboard boxes, and a third one joins them with his own cardboard and yells "pillow fight!"
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2018-03-04 at 9:07 PM UTC
Originally posted by 杀死所有的白魔鬼
KNOCK KNOCK
its open
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2018-03-05 at 10:32 AM UTC
What kind of punch can kill 6 adults and 20 children?
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2018-03-05 at 12:49 PM UTC
aldra
JIDF Controlled Opposition
what do you get when you cut a baby with a straight-razor?
an erection.
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2018-03-05 at 1:54 PM UTC
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorenna Bobbit?
"You gonna eat that?"
2018-03-05 at 2:35 PM UTC
You know what broccoli and anal sex have in common? No matter how much butter you use, kids still don't like it.
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2018-03-05 at 7:05 PM UTC
You know the difference between a priest and acne?
Acne waits until you're 13 to come on your face.
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2018-03-09 at 2:41 AM UTC
Originally posted by AngryOnion
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mom and says, “Look, Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look, Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the kid back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes, and I already hate you, black people!”
>black woman cooking
>black father being present
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2018-03-16 at 9:59 PM UTC
What's do you get when you mix a Chinese fetus and an abortion? Euthanasia
