Have you ever been asshole.

1. 2018-03-16 at 2:45 PM UTC

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   RisiR † 29 Autism
   Huh?
2. 2018-03-16 at 3:35 PM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]
   Some evolutionary biologists think that all mammals were, at one point.
3. 2018-03-16 at 3:45 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by Zanick Some evolutionary biologists think that all mammals were, at one point.

   
   Sooo.. we were all just an anus laying on the ground to begin with, then we grew arms and legs from that anus, and then we started walking around carrying the anus with us?
4. 2018-03-16 at 3:46 PM UTC

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   Zanick motherfucker [my p.a. supernal goa]

   Originally posted by -SpectraL Sooo.. we were all just an anus laying on the ground to begin with, then we grew arms and legs from that anus, and then we started walking around carrying the anus with us?

   
   You know, I think that's exactly what happened.
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5. 2018-03-16 at 6:17 PM UTC

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   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Or does the anus carry us?
6. 2018-03-16 at 7:58 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

   Originally posted by mmQ Or does the anus carry us?

   
   In mother Russia, anus carries YOU.
7. 2018-03-16 at 8:17 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Zanick You know, I think that's exactly what happened.

   
   I've taken the liberty of sketching the three major stages of evolutionary development that made us into the assholes we are today. Let me know if you spot any inaccuracies.
   
   
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8. 2018-03-16 at 8:43 PM UTC

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   thatermeneter Houston

   Originally posted by 杀死所有的白魔鬼 I've taken the liberty of sketching the three major stages of evolutionary development that made us into the assholes we are today. Let me know if you spot any inaccuracies.
   
   

   
   god i wish that were me
9. 2018-03-16 at 8:51 PM UTC

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   -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
   Should have been a 5-stage evolution:
   
   1. Disembodied anus laying on soil.
   2. Anus grows a head.
   3. Anus grows arms and legs.
   4. Anus stands.
   5. Anus dances.
10. 2018-03-16 at 9:25 PM UTC

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    Enema Bandit Houston
    The anus would not evolve into a human, but a fish. The anus must have evolved before vertebrates.
11. 2018-03-16 at 10:42 PM UTC

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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]

    Originally posted by Enema Bandit The anus would not evolve into a human, but a fish. The anus must have evolved before vertebrates.

    
    1. Disembodied anus floating on a lake.
    2. Anus grows a tail.
    3. Anus grows fins.
    4. Anus produces gills, eyes and its already got the mouth.
    5. Anus swims away toward sunset.
    
    You're welcome.
12. 2018-03-16 at 10:54 PM UTC

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    Enema Bandit Houston
    Pretty much how I imagined it in my head.
13. 2018-03-16 at 11:05 PM UTC

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    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Ya I was an asshole for a long time.
    But now that I have time To reflect and remember how I interacted with people Iam lucky to have a full set of teeth.
    I'm lucky to still have a wife who loves me.
14. 2018-03-17 at 8:42 PM UTC

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    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    an or into ???
15. 2018-03-18 at 1:27 AM UTC

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    Daily an(nu)ally [dissolutely whisk the pantheon]
    Only to girls who are out of my league
16. 2018-03-18 at 1:45 AM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole
    4 billion years of evolution culminating in this thread.
    
    may as well go extinct now
17. 2018-03-18 at 1:40 PM UTC

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    NARCassist gollums fat coach

    Originally posted by infinityshock 4 billion years of evolution culminating in this thread.
    
    may as well go extinct now

    
    voodoo hoodoo but you don't stare at dem people
    
    
    
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18. 2018-03-18 at 2:49 PM UTC

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    infinityshock Black Hole

    Originally posted by NARCassist voodoo hoodoo but you don't stare at dem people

    fucking crackhead