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literally made a girl orgasm in my sleep last night
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2016-03-08 at 3:16 AM UTCLately I've been having insane dreams every single night after quitting smoking weed, and I've been taking Ashwagandha every night in an effort to sleep better, which has also been contributing (I think). I've done some weird shit, like once thought someone was in bed with me when I was like half asleep and was really confused and feeling around looking for someone when no one was there.
Anyways last night a girl came over and after we had sex and hung out and shit, we fell asleep. But the next morning, she mentioned how nice it was when I woke up in the middle of the night and was fingering her and made her cum. I have literally no memory of this at all and she swears she was fully awake for it and it definitely was not a dream. Before I smoked tons of weed all the time, I would sleepwalk occasionally so it's not that farfetched I guess, I was just a little surprised how out of hand that got.
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2016-03-08 at 3:43 AM UTCI know this is a lie because not even in your dreams could a woman cum with your ugly ass touching her.
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2016-03-08 at 3:49 AM UTC
I know this is a lie because not even in your dreams could a woman cum with your ugly ass touching her.
jokes on you, im fuckin gorgeous -
2016-03-08 at 3:49 AM UTCI don't sleep walk.
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2016-03-08 at 4:36 AM UTCThread gave me a hardon
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2016-03-08 at 4:39 AM UTCI did too.
Lucid dreamed. Did a rape. -
2016-03-08 at 6:28 AM UTCI cooked meth in my sleep so fuck you
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2016-03-08 at 8:16 AM UTCwhen i was little i pissed in my mouth when i was asleep
and it's still not as gay as the fact you'd try to lie about this -
2016-03-08 at 9:01 AM UTC"she mentioned how nice it was when I woke up in the middle of the night and was fingering her and made her cum."
She just casually said "Hey thanks for the diddle!"? I dont buy it. Either she would have woken you from your slumber with her enjoyment or she would have been really weirded out that you try and finger girls in their sleep.
I dont wanna be that guy but it sounds like you have never gone past a knuckle when it comes to the ladies. -
2016-03-08 at 9:11 AM UTC
she would have been really weirded out that you try and finger girls in their sleep
gotta agree, that's some kind of professional rapemaster shit
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2016-03-08 at 11:59 AM UTC
"she mentioned how nice it was when I woke up in the middle of the night and was fingering her and made her cum."
She just casually said "Hey thanks for the diddle!"? I dont buy it. Either she would have woken you from your slumber with her enjoyment or she would have been really weirded out that you try and finger girls in their sleep.
I dont wanna be that guy but it sounds like you have never gone past a knuckle when it comes to the ladies.
well dude, she said more, but im abbreviating it because it doesn't matter
i dont know why you guys think im trying to brag about fingering a girl, thats some 8th grade shit anyways. it was just notable because of the sleepwalking i thought. -
2016-03-08 at 12:40 PM UTCpics or it didn't happen
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2016-03-08 at 2:25 PM UTC
Lately I've been having insane dreams every single night after quitting smoking weed, and I've been taking Ashwagandha every night in an effort to sleep better, which has also been contributing (I think). I've done some weird shit, like once thought someone was in bed with me when I was like half asleep and was really confused and feeling around looking for someone when no one was there.
Anyways last night a girl came over and after we had sex and hung out and shit, we fell asleep. But the next morning, she mentioned how nice it was when I woke up in the middle of the night and was fingering her and made her cum. I have literally no memory of this at all and she swears she was fully awake for it and it definitely was not a dream. Before I smoked tons of weed all the time, I would sleepwalk occasionally so it's not that farfetched I guess, I was just a little surprised how out of hand that got.
Anyways anyone got any good sleepwalking stories?
sounds like she was gas lighting you. but who knows. Id
weed kills your dreams literally. Any ways yeah I've basically had every sleep problem you can imagine, When I was 8 years old I had several instances where my dad would walk me back to bed because I'd be standing in front of the kitchen window just staring off.
Both my parents and I have talked about how we've experienced "the old hag" choking us. It could either be that such experiences are hereditary or we are targeted individuals by pan-dimensional beings.
I sometimes wake up either extremely horny or with anxiety like I have to count all the grains of sand in the world while at the same time counting how many times a propeller on an airplane turns -
2016-03-08 at 3:34 PM UTCSex is for fags that can't score meth. Lone tweaker for lyfe yo
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2016-03-08 at 3:55 PM UTCMeth is for fags who cant score sex.
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2016-03-08 at 4:27 PM UTCI'd rather hit a meth pipe than listen to some bitch play games.
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2016-03-08 at 6:16 PM UTCgames are for faggots who have to do meth because they can't sex right
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2016-03-08 at 8:45 PM UTCI used to do both now I just have teh sex and drink
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2016-03-08 at 8:59 PM UTCThis one time in my sleep, I slept. It was pretty cool, but I guess none of you faggots would know anything about real sleep.
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2016-03-08 at 9:11 PM UTC
games are for faggots who have to do meth because they can't sex right
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