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  1. #21
    Sausage and mushroom is way better than pepperoni, IF you have the right sausage.

    The wrong sausage, however, will turn your world in ways you could not comprehend. Existence becomes this fucking hellscape of oregano and clumped garlic. The beef turns sour on your tongue, and leaves this acidic sore sting that lingers for days afterwards. If you're lucky, you will puke. The sausage will flood the sewers and swim upstream to spawn. If you are not lucky, the sausage will consume you, and the whole of your anus will feel the wrath of these beef-borne demons.
  2. #22
    Originally posted by HTS Also §m£ÂgØL made a post a while back about getting chicken and mushroom pizza delivered by accident.

    Coincidence? I think not.

    No no NO.

    It was one sausage and pepperoni pizza. One pepperoni and GREEN PEPPER.

    GET IT?

    ONE SAUSAGE AND PEPPERONI.

    ONE PEPPERONI AND GREEN PEPPER.
  3. #23
    FUCKING IDIOTS
  4. #24
    ^this person is me
  5. #25
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    Originally posted by §m£ÂgØL2becausescronfuckeduptheforum No no NO.

    It was one sausage and pepperoni pizza. One pepperoni and GREEN PEPPER.

    GET IT?

    ONE SAUSAGE AND PEPPERONI.

    ONE PEPPERONI AND GREEN PEPPER.

    Pizza place delivered the wrong order so now me and my friend are sitting here with 3 large pizzas we didn't have to pay for, as well as what we ordered. But they're fucking weird pizzas. One is mushroom and chicken, another is green peppers and pepperoni, then one is meatlovers.

    Bernard must be pissed. Probably had to wait a long time for them to remake this lol.

    Suspicious omission on the part of §m£ÂgØL. What is he hiding?
  6. #26
    Originally posted by HTS Also §m£ÂgØL made a post a while back about getting chicken and mushroom pizza delivered by accident.

    Coincidence? I think not.

    I would never get chicken on a pizza. The chicken on pizza always sucks.
  7. #27
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    That he too is part of the mushroom and meat pizza cabal of alts, obviously.
  8. #28
    Originally posted by HTS That he too is part of the mushroom and meat pizza cabal of alts, obviously.

    Who is §m£ÂgØL? Is that short for §m£ÂgØL?
  9. #29
  10. #30
    Originally posted by MAL Who is §m£ÂgØL? Is that short for §m£ÂgØL?

    Yes
  11. #31
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    Originally posted by MAL Who is §m£ÂgØL? Is that short for §m£ÂgØL?

    Good "guess". A litte too good if you ask me.
  12. #32
    Originally posted by Fox Paws Yes

    Ohhhhhh. Ha that’s even worse. Will another picture suffice HTS with my username showing on my phone as logged in?
  13. #33
    Originally posted by HTS Good "guess". A litte too good if you ask me.

    Well it sounds like a cutesy nickname a child would make up for §m£ÂgØL, so it sounds about right for you. I just have great deduction skills. :)
  14. #34
    Definitely not. HTS off point.
  15. #35
    My theory was that MAL is Bill Krozby because literally no one else on this site gives a shit about Bill Krozby, that's the one account that talks about him. But idk, I talked to them in PMs and they sound legit.
  16. #36
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    Originally posted by Jeremus Definitely not. HTS off point.

    The pizzas don't lie, Captain. The pizzas don't fucking lie. Of course you may not be part of the cabal officially, but your close relationship with §m£ÂgØL means you're probably an ally and privy to its existence. You would be part of the cover up, wouldn't you?

    It all makes sense now. I can see clearly for the first time in my life.

  17. #37
    If you all weren’t such a bunch of raging assholes maybe I would post a more convincing photo. But I’m here to expose the truth about Bill Krozby, not to have my image and likeness picked apart by people who aren’t even likely very attractive (save a few).
  18. #38
    Originally posted by HTS The pizzas don't lie, Captain. The pizzas don't fucking lie. Of course you may not be part of the cabal officially, but your close relationship with §m£ÂgØL means you're probably an ally and privy to its existence. You would be part of the cover up, wouldn't you?

    It all makes sense now. I can see clearly for the first time in my life.


    Yer real high, huh boo? Lol

    I lucked into having Captain Falcon back me up. He’s the only user who noticed that a new account was posting when I first joined and made my first thread. And he realized the writer’s voice was female. He thought I was Miz, which was very confusing because I thought he was saying all females that post on this site are called Miz. Haha
  19. #39
    Yeah, I sent her an IP grabbing embed and she's from the Austin area and sounds female so I thought she was Mizled, lul
  20. #40
    Wait, HTS what do you make of my apartment photos? Do you think §m£ÂgØL would live in a place like that? Lol
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