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Stephen Hawking has died

  1. Originally posted by Speedy Parker No you didn't

    Yes. I did. As soon as I asked the question I thought, “he’s going to try and sound edgy by saying ‘I plead the 5th.’”
  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by MAL Yes. I did. As soon as I asked the question I thought, “he’s going to try and sound edgy by saying ‘I plead the 5th.’”

    No, you just don't have anything witty to reply with.
  3. Originally posted by Speedy Parker No, you just don't have anything witty to reply with.

    LOL. K
  4. Originally posted by Jeremus Can you divas shut the fuck up and pay respect to the passing of the greatest mind of our times?

    We can't have nice threads here. The usual retards are drawn to them like moths to a lantern, quick to spread their petty squabbling like a plague across the forum.
  5. HTS highlight reel
    A bunch of retarded kids who don't understand even 1% of Hawking's work probably shouldn't be pretending they understand what a great loss to humanity his work's ceasing is.

    If he's "the greatest mind of our time" I'm certain nobody here possesses the intellect or the specialized knowledge to actually appreciate it, so any demonstration of grief would be purely performative pseudointellectualism.

    This thread is truer than the bullshitty circlejerk you were hoping for. You can go to reddit for that.
  6. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    so did steven hawking die or what? what the fuck was he on that made him think he was superman and jump out of a fucking window? that bizarre



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  7. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by MAL LOL. K

    ^Proof
  8. Originally posted by HTS If he's "the greatest mind of our time" I'm certain nobody here possesses the intellect or the specialized knowledge to actually appreciate it, so any demonstration of grief would be purely performative pseudointellectualism.

    LOL what a load of bullshit. You don't need more than a surface level understanding of theoretical physics to appreciate his contributions to human knowledge. He was also very good at packaging cosmological concepts into popsci that anyone except for mentally ill retards like you can grasp.
  9. HTS highlight reel
    Originally posted by inb4l0pht LOL what a load of bullshit. You don't need more than a surface level understanding of theoretical physics to appreciate his contributions to human knowledge. He was also very good at packaging cosmological concepts into popsci that anyone except for mentally ill retards like you can grasp.

    Popsci isn't sci, it's the scripture of Scientism. And with only a surface level understanding of his work you can't actually appreciate it - you can only accept it for what you're told it represents.
  10. Holy fucking shit I literally think inb4l0pht in the past 2 days has been my favourite user of all time. What an incredible poster. Holy shit, what a god damn savage.
  11. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    he was a right pretentious cunt tho, i mean born he was in oxford and was going round talking in that fake american accent of his.



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    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  13. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by inb4l0pht moths to a lantern,

    i just would like to point out that thanks to the advancement of illumination technology and the rampant proliferation of LED technology,

    moths these days can cling on to their beloved source of illumination in a safe and secure environment.
  14. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by NARCassist he was a right pretentious cunt tho, i mean born he was in oxford and was going round talking in that fake american accent of his.

    or maybe thats just his voice synthesizer was made in USA.

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  15. NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by benny vader or maybe thats just his voice synthesizer was made in USA.

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    or maybe





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  16. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by HTS Popsci isn't sci, it's the scripture of Scientism. And with only a surface level understanding of his work you can't actually appreciate it - you can only accept it for what you're told it represents.

    For a fat fuck with a dick in a dress you can make a solid argument if you take the highlighter out of your ass and concentrate.
  17. NARCassist gollums fat coach




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  18. He wouldn't be retarded in the afterlife. His soul would be whole.
  19. Originally posted by Jeremus He wouldn't be retarded in the afterlife. His soul would be whole.

    Let me ask you a question.

    If you get married at an early age and your spouse dies and then years later you remarry and spend the rest of your life together until you both die, which spouse gets to be with you in heaven?
  20. Originally posted by Jeremus He wouldn't be retarded in the afterlife. His soul would be whole.

    Do wheelchairs go to Heaven?
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