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yo mtv, welcome to my crib
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2018-03-13 at 9:59 PM UTCmy favorite flower vase. I think its a flower vase.
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2018-03-13 at 10:05 PM UTC
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2018-03-13 at 10:15 PM UTCThis is the alarm clock. Complete with coffee stained talking rug.
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2018-03-13 at 10:26 PM UTC
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2018-03-13 at 11:18 PM UTCBrick why do you own a bunch of heels?
Also your house looks really fucking depressing.
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2018-03-14 at 12:19 AM UTC
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2018-03-14 at 1:49 AM UTCThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2018-03-14 at 3:01 AM UTC
I need to eat my food -
2018-03-14 at 3:18 AM UTC
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2018-03-14 at 3:59 AM UTC
Originally posted by Jeremus Throw it away. I dump my pantry every month just so I don't have bullshit in there.
But it's good food. I got some brats some sausage some milk some mozzarella cheese sticks. Chicken fish beef pork and salmon. It also has a loaf of bread and some sparkling red grape juice. Let me go look real quick.
Potatoes, orange juice, fish sauce, garlic, hoisin sauce. Jelly, eggs, dragon fruit. Smoked sausage, margarine, ground turkey and gyro spread.
Lil tots, horsheshire sauce, barbecue sauce, parmessan cheese. Mayo, water, and butter.
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2018-03-14 at 4:08 AM UTC
Originally posted by Slaynk But it's good food. I got some brats some sausage some milk some mozzarella cheese sticks. Chicken fish beef pork and salmon. It also has a loaf of bread and some sparkling red grape juice. Let me go look real quick.
Potatoes, orange juice, fish sauce, garlic, hoisin sauce. Jelly, eggs, dragon fruit. Smoked sausage, margarine, ground turkey and gyro spread.
Lil tots, horsheshire sauce, barbecue sauce, parmessan cheese. Mayo, water, and butter.
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2018-03-14 at 4:22 AM UTC
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2018-03-14 at 4:38 AM UTC
Originally posted by infinityshock it's your protein and fiber…
That is a challenge to my beliefs. But ok. You can come over for dinner, but you gotta promise not to get anything on the carpet in the living room since there's no table. You seen what I have. I have two pre packaged meals, the salmon and pork chop. You are the guest so you get first dibs. I got an antenna, so we can veg out and watch tv while we eat. Since you don't smoke weed, we'll be skipping that. Feel free to bring a bottle of alcohol, though I won't allow you to drive home intoxicated. I myself do not drink. After dinner, we'll find some dingy hoes to clap. If we can't find any girls, you're welcome to stick around, although my script I take after dinner makes me rather bland company. You can stay the night if you want to, but I have obligations in the city in the morning, so nobody will be at the apartment. If you're still around at that point then I guess you are welcome to dinner again. I recommend shacking up with a fat chick though. They can be good company. But the thing you have to watch with fat chicks is that they always hog the fucking blankets. I hate that shit. I gotta lady I was fucking on the regular I can introduce to who might let you stay with her. You gotta give me some gas money though. I'm sure she'd love to have your company. But before we get to that, are you disease free? I'd hate to be that guy that passes around my prize to a guy with disease. Just because I don't want to talk to her anymore, doesn't mean I don't want good for her.
But yea man, hit my pm to let me know when you'll be here this evening, -
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2018-03-14 at 8:20 PM UTCWhy is it just a blank square when I post imagur photos. I do the thing but I can’t get a link ending in jpeg when I’m on mobile.
