2018-03-12 at 4:14 AM UTC
I was a late bloomer, so I remember. I was about 21 years old and came to a photo of a topeless woman. I was like "holy fuck I finally came!!!" and from that day on I was masturbating.
Nobody believes me when I say I didn't masturbate until I was in my 20s. I was always afraid of breaking the foreskin. I remember making a thread on Totse or Zoklet asking about that, and Jackketch thought I was trolling and locked the thread, that fucker. Lmao.
2018-03-12 at 4:35 AM UTC
JackKetch was a complete faggot, in the worst sense of the word.
Zero redeeming features for that clown. It was either "join the stream of degeneracy or die".
What a typical fucking English asshole he was. I'd fuck his asshole into the gas chamber personally if it was today.
OTOH the first thing I ever came to was a Dilbert Cartoon in the Softcover version of The Dilbert Principle. I was 13, and all I had to do was rub enough. It was pretty fucked up.
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2018-03-12 at 5:26 AM UTC
Girls Gone Wild commercial that came on late at night. It was fucking mind blowing at the time. Thank god I conquered the sex drive and attained a state of purity. Now I can maintain a perpetual time of the wise man, unclouded by sexual desire.
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2018-03-12 at 10:19 AM UTC
I'm pretty sure my first "dry nut" was busted at the age of 7 or 8 to gwen stefani, shania twain, christina aguilera, or spice girls on mtv.
Back then mtv had some nice content with nearly naked chicks in the music videos, excellent fap material. At least till the internet arrived in every home, but fuck dling porn with 7kbs imo.
2018-03-12 at 11:55 AM UTC
asa akira
i know better now (asians are not humans)
2018-03-12 at 12:55 PM UTC
I wasn't thinking of or watching anything.
2018-03-12 at 2:32 PM UTC
out of sheer, abject curiosity, did anyone here actually have a womans orifice as the receptacle for the ejaculation their first time?
2018-03-12 at 4:41 PM UTC
Number13
African Astronaut
[dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
Not sure about my first but I do remember jacking it to a woman on a cd cover, would like to remember what it was so I know if I had shit taste or not, though she was blonde so that's one bit of shit taste right there.
2018-03-12 at 5:11 PM UTC
My friend Codie's mom. Sometimes she would get in the hot tub with this and idk but some way she had this perfect bikini body and a cute face. I thought about what it must feel like inside that tan and tightly toned stomach as I slapped my 6th grader cock for all it as worth.
2018-03-12 at 6:04 PM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
Pretty sure I don't remember because I had no idea what was happening and was trying desperately to curtail the whole event.
2018-03-12 at 6:13 PM UTC
Emergency Room was on TV but I was just playing with my dick as suddenly a shot of cum came out.
Emergency Room.
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