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Going to a gay guy's house tomorrow.

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    He has lots of gay roommates, and uh... he said it could get pretty wild.

    I'm juts going to see if I'll like it, and to make sure I'm really gay.

    Lmao how fucking easy is it to be gay. I've been out of the closet for less than a day, and I'm already going to a fucking orgy.

    Women are so fucking shit. I hope I'm actually gay. I hope I'm not straight. :( I don't want to go back to that shit.
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    RestStop Space Nigga
    It all sounds pretty gay TBH.
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    Well, it's worth a shot I suppose
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    Try to get them to give you GHB/meth. That's what I would do if I knew gay guys.
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    Originally posted by greenplastic Try to get them to give you GHB/meth. That's what I would do if I knew gay guys.

    yeah they have a lot of drugs, but i dunno. not really into hard drugs anymore.
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    Originally posted by RestStop It all sounds pretty gay TBH.

    well it's not like my life before was pretty straight.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    You could form a human centipede.
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    Originally posted by Enter yeah they have a lot of drugs, but i dunno. not really into hard drugs anymore.

    Oh, well in that case maybe just take off your shirt and swing it around in the air like a helicopter and dance and sing along loudly to this song:
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    RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Enter well it's not like my life before was pretty straight.

    Okay. Do you see yourself being a top or bottom? I think after deciding to go gay that's the next big obvious question.
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    Originally posted by RestStop Okay. Do you see yourself being a top or bottom? I think after deciding to go gay that's the next big obvious question.

    definitely bottom.

    :(

    i wish I was beta, I wish I was top, but that's the truth.
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    like, I'm talking to this gay guy and he's complimenting me and stuff and saying I'm hot and I'm actually getting erect

    that definitely means I'm gay right?
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    i'm bi. i'm definitely bi.
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    RestStop Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Enter like, I'm talking to this gay guy and he's complimenting me and stuff and saying I'm hot and I'm actually getting erect

    that definitely means I'm gay right?

    Just have him suck your dick, nigga.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    You do know ENTER is trolling you all, don't you?
  15. #15
    Originally posted by -SpectraL You do know ENTER is trolling you all, don't you?

    i'm actually not haha.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Enter i'm actually not haha.

    Well, of course you're going to say that. You're a level 99 troll.
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    Originally posted by -SpectraL Well, of course you're going to say that. You're a level 99 troll.

    I don't have the energy for trolling these days. I can't remember the last thing I trolled about.

    Maybe the time I said I had a girlfriend and was acting really gay about it, sneakily mentioning it in every post even if the post had nothing to do with it.

    But other than that, meh. I really am possibly bi, and am going to a gay guy's house tomorrow.
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    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by Enter I've been out of the closet for less than a day,

    no you havent. i outed you months ago.
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    Originally posted by infinityshock no you havent. i outed you months ago.

    i had a tight grip on the handle, keeping the door shut
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Enter I don't have the energy for trolling these days. I can't remember the last thing I trolled about.

    Maybe the time I said I had a girlfriend and was acting really gay about it, sneakily mentioning it in every post even if the post had nothing to do with it.

    But other than that, meh. I really am possibly bi, and am going to a gay guy's house tomorrow.

    So you're saying you're all ready to take a few fat cocks in your mouth, eh? I understand.
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