2018-03-09 at 1:48 AM UTC
Who wants to hear about my 3-day holiday to another state, where I walked around the city, bought some takeaway pizza, and fucked a fat chick from tinder?
Please don't talk about how weird it is that I never post about my rich lifestyle exploits, and all of a sudden I'm documenting one of the cheapest vacations any average joe can take.
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2018-03-09 at 3:19 AM UTC
post pics of fat chick in the state of being fucked
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2018-03-09 at 5:47 AM UTC
Originally posted by BRiCK
I know, but my imagination is still thirsty.
Type out the session you had with the fat bitch.
I wanted to fuck her in the vagina, but she had a yeast infection. She suggested fucking her in the asshole, but it was covered in fucking shit! So I fucked her in the mouth instead. She choked on the semen as it went down, and I laughed and punched her in the face. Then she said she had to go pick up her son Bill Krozby from the train station but to call me later. I never did.
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2018-03-09 at 7:02 AM UTC
Number13
African Astronaut
[dispute my snotty-nosed seagull]
Originally posted by Enter
I wanted to fuck her in the vagina, but she had a yeast infection. She suggested fucking her in the asshole, but it was covered in fucking shit! So I fucked her in the mouth instead. She choked on the semen as it went down, and I laughed and punched her in the face. Then she said she had to go pick up her son Bill Krozby from the train station but to call me later. I never did.
I'm kinda thinking this is fake, surely she'd have said Bill Krozby dogs will never be a thing too
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2018-03-09 at 7:15 AM UTC
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
whats up with enter always making lame jokes about seinfield or the simpsons or being a loser who doesn't get laid? he comes off as a functional retard with no identity of his own.
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2018-03-09 at 7:18 AM UTC
lol he's alright. i used to think he was a stupid little faggot dick, but he's kinda grown on me, he's pretty fucking funny at times, lolol.
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2018-03-09 at 9:05 AM UTC
yeah enter is spot on the money about cap'n flaccid and speckles, fo sho.
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2018-03-09 at 3:11 PM UTC
didn't someone meet up with him in colorado? i'm sure they would be able to verify
2018-03-09 at 3:31 PM UTC
-SpectraL
coward
[the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
Thank you, Encyclopedia Brown.
