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  1. #21
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock 'i promise. just the head'

    next thing he knows hes got a pair of nigger balls jammed against his ass cheeks and his gag-reflex is about to asphyxiate him.

    C-.

    for team effort.
  2. #22
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader C-.

    for team effort.

    no...that was earlier in his life in elementary school when he was an altar boy with the entire rectory full of priests. they left his asshole-virginity intact but ruined any chance of his esophagus being useful for anything other than a subway tunnel.
  3. #23
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Originally posted by infinityshock no…that was earlier in his life in elementary school when he was an altar boy with the entire rectory full of priests. they left his asshole-virginity intact but ruined any chance of his esophagus being useful for anything other than a subway tunnel.

    lacked elements of tragicity.
  4. #24
    infinityshock Black Hole
    Originally posted by benny vader lacked elements of tragicity.

    obviously, it was a happy ending.
  5. #25
    benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    1994.

    when a harmless game of wrestling turned into the biggest struggle of his young life, one boy must decide to put on a brave face, clench his teeth and fists and take it like a man ...

    or to burst out crying like a girl.
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