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  1. #21
    Originally posted by NARCassist because most people think like i just said and are misinformed wrongly assuming faggots when it comes to pee and poop. you should go and tell them this.



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    why do you move the dishes out of the way then

    why not just piss on them and rinse it off later
  2. #22
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Enter why do you move the dishes out of the way then

    why not just piss on them and rinse it off later

    i was joking you fool

    lol



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  3. #23
    wait so do you or don't you piss in the kitchen sink
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    i don't leave dishes piled up in the sink, i clean as i go. fucking hell, what kind of disgusting slob do you take me for ffs?



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  5. #25
    Originally posted by NARCassist i don't leave dishes piled up in the sink, i clean as i go. fucking hell, what kind of disgusting slob do you take me for ffs?



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    the type of disgusting slob who meets slampigs from the internet and has them piss on his cock
  6. #26
    Enter, you keep missing the bowl, and even when you succeed you create splash and get your own piss all over yourself.
  7. #27
    Originally posted by Issue313 Enter, you keep missing the bowl, and even when you succeed you create splash and get your own piss all over yourself.

    And?
  8. #28
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Enter the type of disgusting slob who meets slampigs from the internet and has them piss on his cock

    again, what's so disgusting about that?

    and for the record they weren't slam pigs. the only slam pig i fucked was that 19 year old student chick that i met on the bus the other week and she had a very pretty face. and i was in two minds about her at first tbh, i couldn't bring myself to fuck a chick that was fat and ugly. and i never got her to golden shower me anyway. i only go for that with the really hot chicks.

    how many chicks have you banged tho enter?

    funny how jealous virgins use that 'disgusting' word to twist and justify their failure to get any, lol.



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  9. #29
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Issue313 Enter, you keep missing the bowl, and even when you succeed you create splash and get your own piss all over yourself.

    eww, enter is fucking disgusting

    lol



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  10. #30
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    enter you are going to absolutely hate this next fact, it is gonna disgust you to the very core of your being. there is more bacteria in your saliva than there is in your urine. and not just a little more, there is way more, lol. that's an absolute true fact, you can go cut your mouth off now enter, ttyl mate.



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  11. #31
    Originally posted by NARCassist again, what's so disgusting about that?

    and for the record they weren't slam pigs. the only slam pig i fucked was that 19 year old student chick that i met on the bus the other week and she had a very pretty face. and i was in two minds about her at first tbh, i couldn't bring myself to fuck a chick that was fat and ugly. and i never got her to golden shower me anyway. i only go for that with the really hot chicks.

    how many chicks have you banged tho enter?

    funny how jealous virgins use that 'disgusting' word to twist and justify their failure to get any, lol.



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    quality not quantity
  12. #32
    Originally posted by NARCassist enter you are going to absolutely hate this next fact, it is gonna disgust you to the very core of your being. there is more bacteria in your saliva than there is in your urine. and not just a little more, there is way more, lol. that's an absolute true fact, you can go cut your mouth off now enter, ttyl mate.



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    well now i KNOW not to make out with random girls
  13. #33
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    so don't ever kiss anyone will ya, coz that would be worse than having some slampig piss in your mouth.
  14. #34
    Originally posted by NARCassist so don't ever kiss anyone will ya, coz that would be worse than having some slampig piss in your mouth.

    you thought you got me with that, but i just posted the same thing
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Enter quality not quantity

    oh yes, that other great mantra of the confirmed virgin, lol.



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  16. #36
    but you're not thinking about the germs in the urethra, that attaches itself to the urine

    did you ever think of that?
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    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Enter you thought you got me with that, but i just posted the same thing

    i noticed, ha



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  18. #38
    Originally posted by NARCassist oh yes, that other great mantra of the confirmed virgin, lol.



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    phhht lol, so ur saying i can go fuck 1000 obese chicks from tinder (which IS possible -- i used toothlessjoe's pic on tinder and got obese matches) until i fuck more chicks than u have, and that automatically makes me a better player than you?
  19. #39
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Enter but you're not thinking about the germs in the urethra, that attaches itself to the urine

    did you ever think of that?

    did you ever think that if those germs came from a human body and that human body isn't dead or ill, then they're not gonna do you any harm at all either? else they would have harmed the body they just came from. our bodies are a whole eco-system of trillions of tiny organisms and germs/bacteria/virus'/etc.



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  20. #40
    NARCassist gollums fat coach
    Originally posted by Enter phhht lol, so ur saying i can go fuck 1000 obese chicks from tinder (which IS possible – i used toothlessjoe's pic on tinder and got obese matches) until i fuck more chicks than u have, and that automatically makes me a better player than you?

    i'm absolutely 100% behind you doing this for no other reason than to stop you whinging and fucking whining on here constantly on a daily basis. i dunno if you have any idea just how pathetic you are on here, but its a lot. and i think anyone on here can confirm that.



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