If you were a superhero, what type would you be?

1. 2018-03-05 at 12:47 AM UTC

   #1
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I would be a vigilante protecting society from women.
   
   I would look over the city at night, and whenever I saw a prostitute working the streets, or a girl dressed up slutty, justice would prevail.
   
   I would be known as... Enter Man!
   
   ... not... not because I would enter men, just because... that'd be my superhero name. Honk.
   
   Watch out, whores. With Enter Man patrolling the streets, your days are numbered!
   
   
2. 2018-03-05 at 12:52 AM UTC

   #2
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I would be an antihero called Shitmagnet. I would kill drug dealers and steal their money to buy more crime-fighting stuff.
3. 2018-03-05 at 12:53 AM UTC

   #3
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   I would charge for most of my hero services and expect ass kissing.
4. 2018-03-05 at 12:59 AM UTC

   #4
   

   Vizier Tuskegee Airman [spic of the devil]

   Originally posted by Enter I would be a vigilante protecting society from women.
   
   I would look over the city at night, and whenever I saw a prostitute working the streets, or a girl dressed up slutty, justice would prevail.

   
   
   
   This image is from Sharia Police in Germany haha wut
5. 2018-03-05 at 1 AM UTC

   #5
   The Self Taught Man Black Hole

   Originally posted by Enter I would be a vigilante protecting society from women.
   
   I would look over the city at night, and whenever I saw a prostitute working the streets, or a girl dressed up slutty, justice would prevail.
   
   I would be known as… Enter Man!
   
   … not… not because I would enter men, just because… that'd be my superhero name. Honk.
   
   Watch out, whores. With Enter Man patrolling the streets, your days are numbered!
   
   

   
   Just go to Saudi Arabia if you want that kind of shit
   
   Prostitutes perform a valuable service to society
6. 2018-03-05 at 1:11 AM UTC

   #6
   

   infinityshock Black Hole
   id be dildo claus. id sneak into peoples houses at night via their chimney and fill all their orifices with magic sauce.