2018-03-04 at 2:55 AM UTC
I hate how damaged you are. Stop it, Enter. 😢
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2018-03-04 at 3:07 AM UTC
^ Every interaction I've had with a woman, I can pinpoint how they're trying to get me to kill myself. I've brought this up to people IRL and they immediately say "no" or change the subject. They don't want to hear about it, probably because they're in on it or know about it. It's suss as fuck lmao.
2018-03-04 at 3:08 AM UTC
its time to give enter his own sub-forum
2018-03-04 at 3:19 AM UTC
Grimace
motherfucker
[my enumerable hindi guideword]
I was in the grocery store earlier and after gathering my supplies, was ready to check out. All of the check out registers were full and a long line in each of them, so I opted for the self-checkout like I usually do. I get to the self-checkout area and see that it, too, was all full and a line of people forming.
I patiently got in line with the rest of the people, waiting for an open register so I could check out my shit, pay for it, and leave. Suddenly, this OLD FUCKING BITCH slithers in front of me and acts like nothing was wrong. She wouldn't even turn back around to look at me. SHE WOULDN'T EVEN FUCKING LOOK BACK AT ME AFTER SHE CUT IN LINE IN FRONT OF ME. THAT FUCKING BITCH.
She was holding a bag of oranges and I bore a hole in the back of her head with PURE FUCKING RAGE and thought to myself, "YOU BITCH. YOU OLD FUCKING BITCH. HOW FUCKING DARE YOU, YOU ENTITLED OLD CUNT!". I daydreamed about snatching the bag of oranges out of her boney fingers and BEATING HER TO DEATH WITH IT.
At that moment, TWO registers opened up and she went to one and I went to the other. I was seething with rage, Enter. Fucking old bitch. FUCK her. I hope a car CUTS IN FRONT OF HER and she swerves off the road STRAIGHT INTO A DITCH where she will be EJECTED through the windshield and splatter all over the hood of her car!
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2018-03-04 at 3:25 AM UTC
Originally posted by Grimace
I was in the grocery store earlier and after gathering my supplies, was ready to check out. All of the check out registers were full and a long line in each of them, so I opted for the self-checkout like I usually do. I get to the self-checkout area and see that it, too, was all full and a line of people forming.
I patiently got in line with the rest of the people, waiting for an open register so I could check out my shit, pay for it, and leave. Suddenly, this OLD FUCKING BITCH slithers in front of me and acts like nothing was wrong. She wouldn't even turn back around to look at me. SHE WOULDN'T EVEN FUCKING LOOK BACK AT ME AFTER SHE CUT IN LINE IN FRONT OF ME. THAT FUCKING BITCH.
She was holding a bag of oranges and I bore a hole in the back of her head with PURE FUCKING RAGE and thought to myself, "YOU BITCH. YOU OLD FUCKING BITCH. HOW FUCKING DARE YOU, YOU ENTITLED OLD CUNT!". I daydreamed about snatching the bag of oranges out of her boney fingers and BEATING HER TO DEATH WITH IT.
At that moment, TWO registers opened up and she went to one and I went to the other. I was seething with rage, Enter. Fucking old bitch. FUCK her. I hope a car CUTS IN FRONT OF HER and she swerves off the road STRAIGHT INTO A DITCH where she will be EJECTED through the windshield and splatter all over the hood of her car!
The last time I went to the grocery store, I was teetering on whether to buy healthy food or junk food. I decided to buy one of each. Some sunflower seeds, and some marshmallow candy.
When I was putting it through the self-checkout, one of the girls working there ran up to me and said, "oh my god, you got those marshmallow things? I love those!"
It doesn't seem like much and this is bordering on paranoia, but she undeniably purposely went out of her way to say how good the junk food was, since she wanted me to keep eating that so I kill myself with it. Might be a coincidence, but it's just a perfect example of the little things women do to me since they hate me.
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2018-03-04 at 3:30 AM UTC
I never believed enter was trolling.
Until now.
2018-03-04 at 3:42 AM UTC
this is like a mash-up between 'jerry springer' and 'one flew over the cuckoos nest'
Vizier
Tuskegee Airman
[spic of the devil]
I've never seen one of these self-checkout places in any store here, probably because everyone would steal all the shit. Also lol @ getting cucked in a line.
