2018-03-03 at 8:03 PM UTC
Originally posted by AngryOnion
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mom and says, “Look, Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look, Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the kid back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes, and I already hate you, black people!”
Lol, I always liked that one
Whose five years old and has no friends?
Sandy Hook survivor
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2018-03-03 at 8:05 PM UTC
whoever said white men can't jump has clearly never seen footage of 9/11
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2018-03-03 at 11:33 PM UTC
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
What did the Buddhist ask the hot dog vendor?
“Make me one with everything.”
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2018-03-03 at 11:46 PM UTC
Originally posted by Juicebox
Ever eat Ethiopian cuisine?
Don't feel bad, neither have they
Ethiopian food is dank. Try it if you get the chance.
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2018-03-04 at 12:32 AM UTC
Here's a joke.
I ate 500ug 4 hours ago and i still think i am i think i am i think i am....
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2018-03-04 at 1:47 AM UTC
Originally posted by NARCassist
ohh, child abuse, now that's a touchy subject.
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seriously none of you got this? wtf is wrong with y'all?
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2018-03-04 at 5:04 AM UTC
I’m drunk. Now I can read all these.
Add more, users who weren’t online earlier!
2018-03-04 at 5:09 AM UTC
Zanick
motherfucker
[my p.a. supernal goa]
What's the least fuel-efficient vehicle?
A Buddhist monk. They've been known to burn through five gallons of petrol in under 20 minutes.
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2018-03-04 at 6:31 PM UTC
You know why Hitler shot himself? He got the gas bill.
2018-03-04 at 6:52 PM UTC
These last two were pretty lulzy, thanks for chiming in guys!
2018-03-04 at 7:20 PM UTC
You know what breaks when you give it to a two year old?
Their pelvis.
2018-03-04 at 7:21 PM UTC
What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common?
Their last big hit was "the wall"
2018-03-04 at 7:22 PM UTC
two homeless guys were begging for change when a prostitute comes past. 'i don't have any cash but i only live up there, i'll take one of you upstairs and give you a free ride' she says. so they decide one of them is going and he follows her upstairs. just as he's about to fuck her he notices some scabs on her pussy. 'i'm not fucking you' he says, 'you've got VD scabs'. 'don't worry about that she says, just pick them off'. he picks off the scabs and says 'what shall i do with them'. 'here, stick them in this empty chip bag and throw them out the window, so he does. afterwards he goes back down to his pal and tells him how great it was. 'well i bet it wasn't as good as my bag of chip's' his pal says.
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2018-03-04 at 7:29 PM UTC
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn't wearing her seatbelt.
